We originally couldn’t attend the third annual GuidoFest in Manasquan but thanks to Hurricane Irene, it was pushed to this past Saturday (September 3rd). For $10, you gain entry to a shore house’s backyard that included about a dozen kegs, 3 ice luges, several Gatorade buckets of jungle juice, a DJ from the world headquarters for guidos (DJais in Belmar), a roof made for hot girls dancing, and a porch that was perfect for stage dives. Check out pics and videos from the party after the jump.

The greatest video evidence we have against creationism is the Jersey Shore. The connection between Snooki, the Situation, etc. and apes is unreal. They both beat their chests, fight for alpha status, exhibit sudden outbursts of rage, act like animals, and fling their [verbal] sh*t at each other. Someone mashed up footage from the Rise of the Planet of the Apes and the Jersey Shore to help you see the connection. Check out the video after the jump.

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This weekend The Times published an article about the “bimbo delusion,” which is the act of men stereotyping blonde-haired women.
According to studies done by Thierry Meyer, a professor of social psychology at the University of Paris, men subconsciously drop their IQ level upon contact with a blonde.
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When I first stumbled upon the worldwide sensation known as Tecktonik I thought “Oh boy, these techno-freaks-slash-coked-up-ravers are gonna give Guidos a run for their money.” Then I watched this video compilation of Tecktonik kids dancing it up…and I still think that I’m right.
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Here at COED we have an infatuation with hating on guidos. Lets call it our trademark. As long as being a guido is trendy then we will be here to rip on them.
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