It’s summer time and most New Yorkers, like myself book it to the Jersey shore for the weekends. No, New Jersey isn’t covered with trash, no not everybody lives off the Garden State Parkway and no it isn’t the armpit of America. It’s a great state, with a lot going for it. Lately thought, it seems that wherever I seem to go, I’m confronted with ‘roided out men with fake tans, extra small Gucci t-shirts and blow-outs.

On Saturday we hit the town (“the town” being Bahama Mama’s in Hoboken, NJ) to pick up on some lingo (“lingo” being the incomprehensible language of North Jersey Guidos).
North Jersey is full of obnoxious Guidos (this guy, this guy, this guy, this guy, and this guy) that will use just about any ridiculous line to pick up a club … Click to read more

Wow…just, wow. We knew this was bad because of their mating habits. But not this bad. I’m guessing they put human growth hormone into the Jersey water, and then they let them breed. And in this lucky clip, their women do battle. Yeah, it’s that awesome.… Click to read more

Wow…just, wow. We already knew guidos were a societal stain from their mating rituals, but we had no idea it could be this bad and widespread. It’s like they pump human growth hormone directly into the Jersey water supply, and then let them breed. In this one, you get to see their women fight. It’s so good bad, it almost brings you to tears… Click to read more

This Valentine’s Day, forget about the one you love and remember the one you loathe. Thanks to mailadouche.com, reaching out to that obnoxious a**hole in your life just got a heckuva whole lot easier…and a helluva lot more fun!
Yes, that’s right: for the price of just two $4.00 coffee drinks (Starbuck$ LOLZ), you can show your favorite D-… Click to read more

People I hate: Guitar-toting hippies, dumb jocks, hipsters, creepy old guys, private-school “wear a suit to business class” guys and worst enemy numero uno – Guidos.
It’s well known by now that Guidos are some of the most douchey people you can find on a college campus. The sad fact is that most of them can pull some seriously hot tai… Click to read more

Here at COED we have an infatuation with hating on guidos. Lets call it our trademark. As long as being a guido is trendy then we will be here to rip on them.
The latest in hilarious guido media is the “My New Haircut” video blowing up on YouTube. It’s a must see that will have you quoting, “Jagerbombs,” “f***ing skanks,&#… Click to read more

Read about “Stevie C” after the jump!… Click to read more

Urban Dictionary definition of a “Guido”: An Italian American man usually residing in New York or New Jersey. He wears shirts that are too tight and unbuttoned 5 buttons too low to show off the chest that he spent hours and hours at the gym obtaining, he spends more time on his hair than his girlfriend, and continues to “hit the clubs”… Click to read more