Today’s edition of Wrap It Up covers Casey Anthony’s release from jail, a woman who could be the NEW Casey Anthony tried to sell her baby at Taco Bell, funeral strippers, an extremely tardy love letter, the power of the pistol shrimp, a brutal planking fail, the sexting battle of the sexes, the first trailer for Martin Scorsese’s Hugo, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump!

Back in December, the Brothers Mario took back the Mushroom Kingdom from the crime lord Bowser and his Koopa Troop. Now, the brothers have some monkeys on their backs – quite literally! The Kong crime family, led by Donkey Kong, are moving in on the koopas’ turf, leaving a reluctant Bowser with only one option – getting help from the Brothers Mario. The monkey sh*t hits the fan after Mario kills Donkey’s nephew Diddy, driving everyone bananas (I swear, I’ll stop with the simian-related humor). Non-gaming folk might get a few laughs from this, but if you’re a Nintendo geek like me, you’re going to get giddy over the references to the game series and The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! This is a video you can’t miss!

Video games will rot your mind, warp your psyche and turn you into a drooling, homicidal nimrod. At least the good ones will. In honor of Bulletstorm, the so-called “Worst Video Game in the World,” we’ve compiled a list of the 10 most controversial video games. What makes a game controversial? It could be for profanity, sexuality, violence, or plain ol’ debauchery. Whatever the case may be, here are 10 that pushed the envelope so far off the frickin’ map of decency, even we question if it’s right for the general public. WARNING: The following videos are explicit in nature and highly offensive. Viewer discretion is advised.

You’ve finished all of the Call of Duty campaigns. You’re packing each and every one of the 8 billion weapons in Borderlands. Every trophy race of Mario Kart is decorated with double stars. If you hear another five seconds of “Through the Fire and Flames,” your fingers will experience a very painful spontaneous combustion. Ever find yourself in this position, game-less and yearning because you’re just so skilled? Here’s a list of awesome video games they SHOULD make.

Summer’s here and that means it’s time to neglect that reading list and playing some goddamn video games. Unfortunately, your job painting houses at ‘College Kids F**k Your House Up,’ has neglected to return any income (“Dude, I totally have the cash but I keep forgetting”), so as usual, your broke.
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If ever I’ve heard a convincing argument for “intelligent design,” this is it. According to Biomimicry News (I didn’t know it existed either), researches at the University of Utah have discovered “an inch-long weevil named Lamprocyphus augustus” who’s green, iridescent shell is made up of “photon… Click to read more