If there’s one career we never considered taking up, it’s taxidermy. Not that we have anything against dead animals. It’s that we don’t understand why the hell anyone would want to spend their life making the dead animals look alive again. But what we understand even less than that is WTF these crazy taxidermists were thinking when they cooked up these creepy concoctions. Here are The 28 Creepiest Taxidermy Creations.

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Alright, this very well may be fake – but I don’t think it is. At least not yet. The video is from an unmanned sewer camera. And the thing in the video is… I have no f**king clue, but it scares the sh*t out of me. Some people claim it’s just plant roots that are very reactive to light, others say it’s just “a sack of sewer worms”. OK, but since when have either of those things existed? I’m not saying it couldn’t be one of those things – I’m saying there’s just as good a chance they’re alien breeding pods that will one day break open and devour us all.

UPDATE: Thanks to COED reader, Justin, we now know that this actually is a “sack of sewer worms,” which I so foolishly disregarded earlier. So, thanks, Justin for clearing that up. I am sure we will all sleep more soundly tonight because of it.

Have you ever stayed in a budget motel? It’s like playing amateur forensic scientist. Depending on what things you find on your pillow and under your bed, you can almost unravel a scene to a crime. I especially hate those A&E true crime documentaries where they take the black light and investigate a motel room’s bedspread and find over 47 different semen stains. Eeeeeew!

What are some of the most disgusting budget motel related mishaps? Here’re a few I found on Motel website complaint boards that will make you consider camping on your next road trip” (more…)

Everybody knows, smoking kills. From Truth’s “hip” viral marketing campaigns to your Aunt Debby’s constant hacking, the fact that tobacco use kills more than 5 million people per year and is the cause of six of the world’s eight leading causes of death shouldn’t surprise anyone. And yet people keep smoking. For that reason, anti-smoking organizations continue pumping out some of the most vile, disgusting images on television. From singing cowboys to crying children, the shock-and-awe tactics of these “public service” ad campaigns can nauseate even the strongest stomachs. (more…)

When it comes to gross food-stuffs, I have the weakest stomach of any person I’ve ever met. Just thinking about putting something even remotely disgusting in my mouth starts that weird excess saliva you get right before you’re about to hurl.

Which is why I want absolutely nothing to do with any of the 14 beverages on Crack.com’s latest hilari-post, Yogurt Pepsi: 14 Horrifying Soft Drinks Around the World. Needless to say, most of them are from Japan. (Seriously, WTF is up with that place?) But don’t worry, America’s got a few good (bad) ones in there, too.

Check out Yogurt Pepsi: 14 Horrifying Soft Drinks around the World, here!

Breastfeeding is one of those strange activities in life that everybody does, but nobody besides mothers are really comfortable with. It’s not quite gross, not quite sexy, not quite anything but strange. And these five videos take that strangeness to a whole new level. From world records to weird commercials to (of course) something Japanese, we present to you the Top 5 Most Disturbing Breastfeeding Videos of All-Time! (more…)

Flickr is a crazy little website. Pictures from all over the world, from crappy and boring “here’s me on the lawn, now here’s me laughing on the lawn” photos to beautiful, artist renderings of pristine landscapes — everything is contained, and easy to find, on this user friendly website.

Why, Flickr is so simple and easy even your grandma could do it!

And someone’s grandma certaily has.

I really can’t say how our office stumbled across this set of photos, but I can say that after searching through about 100 of them, I have never wished there was eye sanitizer more than at this exact moment. I mean…what.the.hell.IS.this?! (more…)

Barf Bags Dont Work at 0 Gs

This is one of the funniest videos Ive seen in a while. Some girl loses her lunch in a plane but the barf bag doesn’t work very well at 0 Gs. Ive replayed this vid 15 times already.

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Dammmnit my Grandma left the house without pants again.

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