While we’re hardly TV snobs (hey, it’s not called the “boob tube” for nothing) there are some shows we definitely can’t stand. Fortunately, we do have people with the common sense to know when it’s time to pull the plug. But often times, we get television programs that don’t know when to stay dead after jumping the shark. Like a zombie, they lurch across our TV screens and eat away at every last brain cell until we’re mute vegetables unable to change the channel. Here’s a top ten list of the television shows which manage to suck hard while dominating the ratings!

Previously, we brought you the 5 Sexiest Sitcom Stars of All-Time and the 10 Best Bros on Television. Now, not all the bros on that list could get with those sexy sitcom stars, but THESE 5 fictional ladies men of TV Land would definitely get the job done. Take note of their seduction methods and watch your Q score skyrocket. Who’s #1? Find out after the jump!

Growing up is hard. Especially when you’re famous at a very early age. Many child actors are unable to lead a normal childhood and turn to the fast lane, Hollywood lifestyle of drugs and booze. Some, like Drew Barrymore, are able to pull out of the tailspin, some fade into oblivion (to the dismay of their fans), and others look like they’ve never aged! Hell, you might be watching a child star on your TV or in the theater later and not even know it! So, buckle up, hop in our DeLorean, ‘cuz we’re doin’ a little time travel with these “Then and Now” pics of famous faces.

This is a hot, hot week in television. There are a lot of premieres, so this week’s column is just the tip of the iceberg! Dive in at your own risk.

The word of the week is “finale.” This week, the following shows are airing their season finales: The Marriage Ref, The Mentalist, One Tree Hill, Ghost Whisperer, Medium, Kitchen Nightmares, Ricky Gervais Show, Miami Medical, Cleveland Show, Family Guy, Minute to Win It, Celebrity Apprentice, Fringe, Bones, Castle, House, The Middle, Modern Family, Cougar Town, 90210, Gossip Girl, Community, Parks and Recreation, The Office, 30 Rock, V, CSI, The Simpsons, Grey’s Anatomy.

Network TV has been dying for years, but in the 2008-2009 which ends this coming month, it finally croaked. If some of you don’t care, well, no crap. Did you check out Better Off Ted the other night? Yeah, me either. It didn’t used to be like this — networks rolling out dozens of new shows each year only to cancel them four episodes into their runs…

Men and Women tend to disagree on several things. Seat up verse seat down. SportsCenter verse Chelsea Lately. “Stop and ask for directions” verse “keep driving, we will get there when we get there.”
Some things never change but I have compiled a list of television shows that your girl probably watches that you might actually enjoy. “But what makes you an exper… Click to read more

Oh, how Katherine Heigl has grown up.
From B-list boob-bouncer in Side Effect (see video after the jump if you consider yourself straight) to COED Magazine interviewee to full-fledged TV star on Grey’s Anatomy and beyond, she’s become wildly successful through the years without a “scandal” to bolster her popularity.
Her most r… Click to read more

The Emmys, not unlike the Grammys, usually have a healthy helping of smug involved – and that’s why it was nice to see a looser, more improvised feel at this year’s show.
The Sopranos, as expected, swept the major categories in drama, winning Best Series, Writing and Directing. Along with those wins, The Sopranos secured a spot in history… Click to read more