Super Bowl XLV is set to take place Sunday, February 6th in Dallas, Texas. It’ll be one of the rare contests in which neither team – the Packers nor the Steelers- has cheerleaders. So, what in the holy high kicking hotness are we supposed to gawk at in between plays? Before the Conference Championships, we brought you Awesome American Football Underboob. Now, with the lack of pom pom pushers on the sidelines, we’re forced to stick to the gameplan and call underboob‘s number once again. It’s done wonders for Brazilian soccer, Asia, and Georgia Tech. We bet Big Ben’s regretting that decision to tie the knot now. So, who ya got? Go Pack Go or Black and Yellow? Let us know in the comments.

Today’s WTF news features a bottomless drive thru order in Colorado, some colorful jailbirds in Russia, and the source behind Green Bay’s funding of the Packers is exposed! Read more about these absurd news items after the jump!

This nonsense with Brett Favre has GOT to stop. Every morning, I wake up to Mike and Mike on ESPN2 HD (bitches!), and for the past five and a half years I’ve had to listen to them fawn over each and every move this sub-par dude makes. This guy’s pulling a Ross Perot/Michael Jordan times eighty, playing with the emotions of not only Packers fans but the… Click to read more