Obama’s Grandfather’s Junk

You’ve probably seen this photo a 100 times before and thought nothing of it. I mean, the pic is innocent enough…a strapping young Barack Obama sitting in Central Park with his adorable grandparents on a beautiful sunny day. Such a sweet little picture, right?

Well, maybe if you consider a sloppy armadillo packed away in Grandpappy Dunham’s trousers sweet…

Don’t Yell at Your TV – You May Get Arrested

Angry at TVGuy gets a criminal record for yelling obscene remarks at his television. (The Sun)

Custom officers find a bunch of ecstasy stuffed inside a Mr. Potato Head. (AFP)

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire! We don’t need no water let the motherf***er burn! Burn motherf***er, burn! (Boston Globe)

Actual headline: “Leapfrogging Mayor Bruises Tomato.” (BBC News)

Grandpa’s got major karate skills. (10 TV)