Unless you’ve been trapped in a rented silver Lamborghini all week, you’ve heard all about how up and coming R&B star Chris Brown was arrested on Sunday for beating up his girlfriend, R&B superstar Rihanna. Hey Chris, NOT COOL! OK? Not. Cool. While we were digesting this troubling news and wondering what would bring any man to lay a hand on the woman he loves, we had a bit of a revelation: Chris Brown has the same last name as one of the most famous wife beaters of all time, Bobby Brown. And the similarities don’t end there! In fact, Chris may actually be Bobby Brown reincarnated, living out almost the exact same life as Bobby once did, only two decades later. (more…)

Ohmigodohmigodohmigod!! So, weren’t the Grammys amazing? When Alicia Keys did that duet with Frank Sinatra, wasn’t it mindblowing? I was like, she’s singing with Frank Sinatra…but he’s dead I think! How’d they do that? It’s weird man…the future is now, just like they say.

Can you believe there was also a Beatle tribute, with interpretive dancers? Genius, right? I wish I thought of that idea myself; it was really artsy. TV show people are so smart and creative.

Oh, I almost forgot! Remember the part when Beyonce sang that Tina Turner song with Tina Turner? It was simply the best. (Yeah, I know that wasn’t the song’s name but it was the name of another Tina Turner song, right? I love puns!) Beyonce is like Tina Turner, but even more newer and more prettier.

Now I know everybody says art is protective, but if somebody told me Kanye is still a jerk after watching him rap about his mom they would be wrong. Really wrong – and stupid. (more…)