As f**king usual, the good ones die young. The victim: Grammy Award-wining Australian rockers, Wolfmother. The killer? That rat bastard “Irreconciable Musical Differences.” One of the most solid bands in the past few years, who’s song “Woman” became a favorite Guitar Hero heavy-hitter (and won them that Grammy), has officially split up after only one album. (more…)

As f**king usual, the good ones die young. The victim: Grammy Award-wining Australian rockers, Wolfmother. The killer? That rat bastard “Irreconciable Musical Differences.” One of the most solid bands in the past few years, who’s song “Woman” became a favorite Guitar Hero heavy-hitter (and won them that Grammy), has officially split up after only one album. (more…)

Kanye West was nearly booed off the stage at this year’s Bonnaroo Festival.

The Grammy winning man-Diva was originally scheduled to perform at 8:15 p.m., but was pushed to an exhausting 2:45a.m. By 4:15 a.m. there was still no Kanye. Understandably agitated fans “began hurling glow sticks at the stage and screaming anti-West sentiments.”

From the few people that actually stuck around to see his performance, the reviews have been less than stellar. A fan on Stereogum.com said, “He was two hours late, cut his show short, didn’t once acknowledge the crowd that waited two hours on an already late show, not even a wave goodbye…I’m no longer a Kanye fan, huge disappointment.”

Before now, you might have thought groupies were only to be enjoyed by the lucky few sons-of-bitches that become rock stars. But when those groupies become wives and girlfriends (probably because they’re the hottest), sometimes they get pregnant. And sometimes those babies turn into super-hot chicks that get their picture taken. That’s where we come in.

Check out “COED Presents: Sexiest Rock Star Spawn” after the jump! (more…)

Amy Winehouse turned her Grammy into a makeshift crack pipe on Monday afternoon and was caught smoking out the prestigious music award.*

The artist’s depiction shows what it may have looked like if this incident was caught on camera.

I think things have gone far enough, Ms. Winehouse.

We get it, you are on crack… congratulations. We all know the Grammys are a joke, but to do this is a little much. I have seen some pretty resilient druggies in my day doing whatever it takes to get that high. Sharing needles, selling off their children for a hit – but smoking crack out of a Grammy Award? Come on! Get some standards, woman.

I can’t wait to see an Oscar winner take the trophy, find a plump vein and enjoy the sweet, tender caress of Lady H. (If Tilda Swinton wins, this may actually happen.)

*This satire is brought to you by COED. Don’t sue us or take us too seriously.

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