Every year millions of bright college students waltz into classes assuming they’ll ace it just like they did in high school. Sadly, the majority of them are wrong, leading to countless hissy fits, sob sessions, and complaints. This isn’t good for students or teachers, so to help everyone out I’ve decided to explain…

10 Things To Do This Summer to Solidify Your Ideal Job After Graduation
It’s the middle of summer! Time to sip lemonade, slather on the SPF and read gossip magazines for hours, right?
Not if you’ve just graduated from college and you’re eager to find a full-time job before the fall. If you’re looking for your first job this summer, he… Click to read more

In today’s “this is some serious bullsh*t” category, seven audience members were arrested this week, at two separate high school graduations in South Carolina, for cheering. No, they weren’t drunk or crazy, and calling out expletives during the valedictorian speech–one dude was just calling out his cousin’s na… Click to read more

Coming To The Big East In 2010 – Men’s Lacrosse
The Big East conference is forming a new men’s lacrosse league that will include national champion Syracuse.
The league will start competition in the spring of 2010 and will include Syracuse, Providence, Rutgers, St. John’s, Villanova, Notre Dame and Georgetown.
The schools will p… Click to read more

Stephen Colbert’s Strange Request To The Princeton’s Class of 2008
“Gandhi said, ‘you must be the change you want to see in the world,’” Stephen Colbert told an audience of thousands at the Class Day ceremony this afternoon. “But may I also point out he drank his own urine, so let’s not go overboard on his advice.”
The host and executive producer o… Click to read more

After doctors diagnosed Sen. Edward (Ted) Kennedy with brain cancer this week, colleague and presidential candidate Barack Obama has agreed to fill-in at Sunday’s Wesleyan graduation cerimony as the event’s commencement speaker. … Click to read more

Finals are just around the corner. Job interviews are being had. Apartments in new cities are being looked for.
Holy sh*t. College is ending.
And I am having a serious breakdown.
1. What the hell am I going to do with my English degree?
2. When am I going to see my friends again?
3. Where am I going to live?
4. How am I going to support myself without the help of my dad (w… Click to read more

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When I came to college, I didn’t really know what I wanted to do with my future. So, being young and naïve I decided to major in English. My thought process: an English degree can get me into any grad program and basically get me any job I would ever want.
Turns out, I made a big (HUGE) mistake.
According to recent stats by some important people at the Wall Street Jour… Click to read more

As if we needed any more reaffirmation that Kanye West is the top guy in music, the Louis Vuitton Don was nominated for 8 Grammy Awards earlier today, including album of the year for Graduation.
Amy Winehouse followed him with 6 nominations, including album of the year (Back to Black), song of the year, record of the year and best new artist.
Hopefully she can pu… Click to read more

Oh, graduates.
Moving back in with the parents after graduation is normal. You are deeply depressed, broke and not quite ready to face the harsh realities that come after 4 glorious college years. At least this is what I told myself.
Your boxes are still packed and piled not-so-neatly in your parents’ garage. Your bedroom floor is covered in pictures (that yo… Click to read more

Even at the beginning of my senior year, my friends and I were starting to discuss where we would end up after school.
It was a given that I would be around New York City because that is the place to go for my future career. Not to mention the fact that I absolutely love the place and had the time of my life interning over the course of two different summers. Lucky for me… Click to read more

Kanye West and 50 Cent’s ego-tastic battle of the record sales kicked off yesterday, with industry insiders placing Mr. West ahead of 50 in the early runnings. Still, it’s too early to confirm any numbers until Soundscan chimes in.
Further hyping the hype (if that’s even possible) is Kanye canceling his face-off with 50 live on MTV due to… Click to read more

A stret neer Northwod Elemantarie skool in Kalamamamazoo, Michegane haez the werd “school” misspelld on the pavment. Idiots. (Seattle Pi)
Cocksox: the new speedo, but much worse. (Cocksox.com)
Blender’s “Top 10 NFL Stadium Anthems That Must Be Retired.” (Blender)
Paris Hilton sues Hallmark for using her likeness on a… Click to read more

Fiddy must be mighty happy to see his name above the College Dropout on Forbes’ Hip-Hop Cash Kings list for 2006. Kanye: PWNED.
Curtis Jackson’s fiscal year sported a $36 million-dollar earning (ranking #2), most likely from his ridiculous Vitamin Water payoff along with his clothing line. Mr. West, on the other hand, raked in $17 million (#8) in total i… Click to read more