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How to Keep Loafing After Graduation

How to Keep Loafing After Graduation

You can try putting it off by switching majors or reducing your semester workload, but it’s inevitable – eventually you’ll collect enough passing grades to graduate. Our society views this sheet of paper as a marvelous accomplishment, but if you’re a slacker like me, it’s a kiss of death.
Why? Because college is a non-stop party w… Click to read more

How To Obtain A BS in BS Over Christmas Break

How To Obtain A BS in BS Over Christmas Break

Christmas break is one of the best times of the school year except for one nasty side effect: family dinners. Most times, you’re stuck at some distant relative’s house making small talk with your uncle while sipping spiked eggnog and the conversation morphs into an interrogation. The questions get more specific and invasive, and the second you excuse yourself to slip away to take a break–there’s another relative, ready to fire off the same questions you’re trying to dodge. If you don’t answer correctly, you’ll become the subject of family gossip until the next holiday party. Here’s how to BS your way through the most common questions.

How To: Not F&#K Up Your Resume

How To: Not F&#K Up Your Resume

So you graduated from college about a month ago and since then you’ve spent the entire time sitting on the couch, drinking warm frat beers, and friending all your professors on Facebook. Sure you’ve applied to a few jobs, but you probably haven’t heard anything back because you most likely made these 8 deadly mistakes and/or listed these 25 things that everyone knows don’t belong on a resume. Fix up your resume today so that tomorrow you can tell your parents that you’re looking for a job…and not be lying to them.

The Graduation Speech Mashup That Will Blow Your Mind

The Graduation Speech Mashup That Will Blow Your Mind

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10 Mistakes That Every Grad Makes

10 Mistakes That Every Grad Makes

With the exception of an accidental pregnancy, there’s nothing scarier than graduating college and having no idea what you want to do with your life. Even if you’re living in your childhood bedroom and surfing Craiglist all day doesn’t mean you can’t get started on living your adult life. Just don’t make any of the following mistakes and you should be fine

8 Ways to Make Your One-Night Stand Less Awkward

8 Ways to Make Your One-Night Stand Less Awkward

Here is a list of eight ways to avoid awkwardness after a drunken one-night stand (four ways for the night of and four ways for the days after).

College Grad Working 50 Jobs In 50 States In One Year

College Grad Working 50 Jobs In 50 States In One Year

For three years after college graduation, Daniel Seddiqui struggled to land a job. So he shifted gears and went after 50, one in each state, for one week apiece. It’s a tall order, made taller earlier this year when he worked at Universal Orlando as a stilt walker. The Florida theme park was his 33rd stop on the journey that began in August…

Amherst College Grads Shun Wall Street, Attempt To Save World

Amherst College Grads Shun Wall Street, Attempt To Save World

Amherst College President Anthony Marx spent six years at the school extolling public service and teaching. His efforts were rewarded this year when eight new graduates took jobs with Teach for America, now the largest employer of Amherst students besides the college itself.

Now That You’re A College Graduate…

Now That You’re A College Graduate…

Ah, college. For many people, those first four (or five, or six … ) years you spend away from home, mixing school with a social life, are some of the best you’ll ever have. Somewhere between teenhood and your adult years, you’re allowed (maybe even encouraged) to mix a lot of pleasure with your business.

Why College Seniors Without Jobs Are Better Off Than Most

Why College Seniors Without Jobs Are Better Off Than Most

A much smaller number of the college graduates this year will find jobs. That fact has been over examined in the press along with the fact that the long recession means that those graduates who do find jobs will get them at relatively low wages. Furthermore, those wages will stay low for the next several years while the economy recovers.

The 10 Least Snooze-Worthy 2009 Commencement Speakers

The 10 Least Snooze-Worthy 2009 Commencement Speakers

Graduation may be an exciting milestone, but the ceremony itself is far from memorable for most people. Not only is sitting in a cap and gown for three straight hours uncomfortable (especially when it’s hot and that itchy rayon is rubbing against your neck), but the speeches are boring… and they go on forever. Oh, and leaving college is incredibly depressing.

7 Places Where College Grads Can Find Work

7 Places Where College Grads Can Find Work

A new crop of job seekers is joining the ranks of the millions of unemployed: soon-to-be college grads. And, unfortunately many students in the class of 2009 are finding out that the job prospects aren’t especially bright…

AU Students Protest Barney Frank

AU Students Protest Barney Frank

President Obama is not the only one having problems giving a commencement speech. A group at American University is protesting the selection of Congressman Barney Frank for an honorary degree and as the commencement speaker for the American University School of Public Affairs.

Graduation is Looming in May, Now What?

Graduation is Looming in May, Now What?

This sucks. I busted my ass, did well in school, made smart choices. Now, I am graduating after four years of college that I paid for all myself – not through selling my “virginity” – but through loans. Now what?

Guide To Getting Straight A’s in College…with Minimal Effort

Guide To Getting Straight A’s in College…with Minimal Effort

Every year millions of bright college students waltz into classes assuming they’ll ace it just like they did in high school. Sadly, the majority of them are wrong, leading to countless hissy fits, sob sessions, and complaints. This isn’t good for students or teachers, so to help everyone out I’ve decided to explain…

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