Theme parties are the best ways to get hot chicks to leave absolutely NOTHING to the imagination and wear next to nothing as a costume. Unfortunately, the following five costumes do absolutely NOTHING for the libido. Make sure you keep this story in mind when picking your Halloween theme.

Silvi Suicide
Age 19
Location Portugal
Cool:
Caring, fidelity,
dancing, pokemon

Not Cool:
Sharing, infidelity,
hello kitty, liars.
Makes her happy:
My little sister

Makes her sad:
Ignorance

Fave Bands:
So Help Me God
The Blood Brothers
Horse The Band
Brand New
Eyes Set To Kill
Shiny Toy Guns
Lydia
Sky Eats Airplane
Terror
Reggie & The Full Effect

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Clem Suicide
Age 19
Location France

Cool:
Truth, beauty,
freedom, love
Makes her happy:
Friends, family, cynicism,
spending time with friends,
sleeping, drinking coffee &
vodka
Makes her sad:
Injustices, losing someone
I love.

Fave Bands:
Nekromantix
The Birthday Massacre
Horrorpops
Paradise Lost
Pain
Rob Zombie
Paramore
Oomph
IAMX
The Quakes

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Emet Suicide
Age 19
Location North Carolina
Cool:
Traveling, piercings, tattoos,
body mods in general, reading,
psychology, clothing, makeup.
Not Cool:
Whores and puking
Makes her happy:
The beach, Miami Beach,
Needing something and then
getting it. When things happen
like they do in the movies.
Makes her sad:
Animal abuse
Fave Bands:
Brand New, Evercle… Click to read more

Cori Suicide
Age 18
Location Canada
Cool:
Food, friends, people,
travel
Not Cool:
Ignorance, stomach
aches, allergies,
dumb broads.
Makes her happy:
Cuddling in my bed
while watching Southpark,
eating cereal with candy
Makes her sad:
Being broke.
Fave Bands:
Led Zeppelin
The Police
The Doors
The Beatles
Nine Inch Nails
Massive Attack
Fave Films:
Harold a… Click to read more

Noemie Suicide
Age 25
Location France
Cool:
Music, bands, complicated
people, burlesque, models,
girls, gifts..
Not Cool:
Stupid people
Makes her happy:
Playing music
Makes her sad:
Jobs, getting up early.
Fave Bands:
The Cure
Pixies
NIN
Queen Adreena
Queens of The Stone Age
Emilie Simon
Fiona Apple
Silverchair
Mike Patton
Jorane
Fave Films:
The Doom Gen… Click to read more

Paula Suicide
Age 21
Location Spain

Makes her happy:
The music!
Makes her sad:
Nothing!
Fave Bands:
Ossuary
Dimmu Borgir
Opeth
Katatonia
Sepultura
Morbid Angel
Tool
Black Sabbath
Madball
Pantera
Fave Films:
Exorcism of Emily rose
DaVinci Code
leyends de pasion
el ultimo escalon
the ring
diario de un asesino
cinderela man
pretty woman
el la cuerda floja
el s… Click to read more