Today’s WTF news items feature a gorilla that is most likely Snookin’ for love, a woman who will probably dominate in Trivial of Pursuit Beatles edition, and a convicted killer who thinks he’s the filet mignon for bears. Read more after the jump!

- Farting Gorillas Wreck Havoc At London Zoo
- Twiggy, The Water-Skiing Squirrel
- I’d Like To Know Every Inch Of Her With My Tongue
- Packer’s Bikini Girls: New Pics!
- Uhh, Pete Wentz Drank Ashlee’s Breast Milk?!
- In High School Pot More Popular Than Ciggs… Click to read more