Brian Austin Greene made some kind of pact with the devil last night because he somehow convinced his on-again off-again girlfriend Megan Fox to marry him. And sadly he’s not the only undeserving assclown in Hollywood who manages to hook up with some of Hollywood’s A-list hotties. Here are 6 other guys who have seen far more sexy celebrity ass than anyone from their high school class would have ever predicted.

The Killers have become much like George W. to me.  With each passing year, I found myself asking more intently: are people really falling for this?  I don’t mean to be a hater.  In fact, I thought, “Mr. Brightside” was a cute and catchy song.  But with their new album, “Day & Age“, I’m thoroughly shocked.
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Wait, check that, Mur.Mur is the best club on the east coast. Bold statement I know, but it is a true statement none the less.
I’ve hit some of the hottest clubs in the New York City area – they’re all sweet but on Saturday September 27th I visited Mur.Mur at the Borgata and it blew everything I’ve ever known away.… Click to read more

Boys Like Girls used their explosion on the PureVolume“unsigned band” chart to land a major label record deal that has resulted in hundreds of thousands of records sold of their critically acclaimed self-titled album. Just two years ago, Boys Like Girls were playing small venues in the Boston area.  Today, they are gearing up to co-headline a… Click to read more

If the following guys lived anywhere but Hollywood, and did anything but entertain, these assclowns would be picking from the bottom of the babe food chain. But as it is, they are getting more undeserved booty than a fleet of pirates, shacking-up with some of Hollywood’s elite hotties. We’re not saying they’re bad people. All we’… Click to read more

Hilary transformed from chunky girlfriend of Joel Madden from Good Charlotte to legit hardbody, sex bomb covergirl overnight. She’s had 3 national magazine covers in two months and here are the pictures.… Click to read more