Today’s WTF news items feature a dude who shows his affection / obsession for Julia Roberts through permanent ink, a teenage boy who jumped off the Golden Gate bridge “for kicks” (not shoes), and an Oxford University grad who “wrote” a bestselling book that has 200 blank pages. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

This is Our Birthday Cake
Arianny Celeste Throws in the Towel
Puppy Conan Should Happen Ever
Stars Who Got Revenge on Their Ex
Sexiest Things in America
How to Beat Popular Game Show
Why Candice Swanpoel is Our Favorite Angel
