January 9 is known as “Play God Day“, a holiday that’s timely and fitting considering all the John 3:16 nonsense going on with Tim Tebow’s performance against the Steelers in Broncos’ OT victory yesterday. So, in keeping with the religion theme, we thought we’d give you 42 reasons to believe in the Big Guy upstairs. &… Click to read more

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, we cover the Black & Yellow paroday “Black & Jewish”, Tiger Woods dumping his longtime caddy, Marilyn Monroe’s sex tape, Yao Ming’s retirement, child bride Courtney Stodden’s creepy interview with E!, the dumbest woman alive, Audrina Patridge topless, the Museum of Conan art, the Avengers poster, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Despite all the smiles and moans, it turns out that having sex on film for money can really mess a person up. So after having had to deal with all types of demons, from horrific childhoods to drug and alcohol problems to just feeling like a used piece of meat, these 10 porn stars traded in fame and fortune in the porn industry to become servants of God.

Being the sexually active, irresponsible college student that I am, I’ve gone home with my fair share of random girls, and over the past couple of years I’ve come across some sleeping habits that annoy the hell out of me. Nothing is worse than having a peaceful night’s sleep ruined by your hookup’s uncontrollable unconscious tendencies. But I digress. Anyway, here are five habits that annoy me more than most:

Despite all the smiles and moans, it turns out that having sex on film for money can really mess a person up. Like mess them up so much that they can potentially kill a fellow porn actor with a prop samurai sword and lead police on a wild chase that ends with the porn star/murderer being tased off a cliff. Or it messes them up so much that they trade in fame and fortune in the porn industry to become servants of God.

Claims that the bible can predict the future are nothing new. But no matter how staunch a believer you my be, I can promise you never thought God had a hand in, in any way, shape or form in 2 Girls 1 Cup. Don’t believe me? Then maybe you’ve never heard of a little number called Ezekiel 23: 32-35. Let’s take a gander, shall we?

Despite all the smiles and moans, it turns out that having sex on film for money can really mess a person up. So after having had to deal with all types of demons, from horrific childhoods to drug and alcohol problems to just feeling like a used piece of meat, these 10 porn stars traded in fame and fortune in the porn industry to become servants of God.

So I got the 5th pick in my draft this year. I was poised and ready to go, but like any draft I only got half of the guys I wanted. Among my top picks were Brady, Young (as a back up), Alge Crumpler, Dante Stallworth, Javon Walker, Joseph Addai, Dallas Clark, and Laurence Maroney.
Then God struck.
All of the above been smited down by the almighty, except for Maroney &#… Click to read more

The Boston Celtics Got F—’n Drunk Last Night
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Nikki Griffin: A New American Smokeshow…
Boston Celtics’ Hooligans Smash Windows For Fun
Awesome Treadmill Ownage
The Life of a College Cocktease…
Songs You Should Never Hear At A Bar
Rihanna and Taylor Swift… mmmm!
They Just Laugh
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In the words of Ragnhild Karlsson, advocate for going topless at beaches: “If women are forced to wear a top, shouldn’t men also have to?” AMEN.
A-Rod is named the American League M.V.P. as expected, gets a bajillion more dollars.
The Amazon Kindle hopes to bring ebooks to the masses. Judging only by the Kindle’s late-80s look, it&… Click to read more