It seems that with every year more and more people are starting to look like Rush Limbaugh and Rosie O’Donnell and the free market is quickly adapting to meet the needs of the new, super heavy weight American. Here are five signs that the United States is just getting too fat.

Universities breed thinkers, creators, and sinners. Attending college will prepare you for all of life’s difficulties, and will teach you valuable lessons that will stay with you (herpes), for the rest of your life. So make the most our of your 6 year college stint and get your fair share of sinning in while you can.

This week sees the release of animated masterpiece, Dante’s Inferno: An Animated Epic, which tells the first part of a medieval story about Dante Alighieri’s journey through the afterlife. Based on a poem from the 1300s called The Divine Comedy (Not the Band!) and written by the real-life Dante Alighieri, Dante’s Inferno shows us the first stage of his journey