While a real man could give a sh*t about what others think of him, sometimes it’s hard not to poke fun at some of the ridiculous things dudes do. Take your ever not-so-friendly-community on Twitter, for example. One of the trending hash-tags is currently #ManCardRevoked and it’s turning out to be a hilarious guide for what NOT to do if you want to maintain your manhood / avoid being called a p*ssy. Check out the best ones so far after the jump.

Sure, everyone likes to flex their beer drinking muscles at parties and bars, downing endless shots of Jameson, or bonging cans of Schaefer, but don’t act like you never thirst for something more. You might not want to be seen enjoying one of these at your local college watering hole, but there’s a part of most guys that still wonders about an Appletini or a cool glass of Sangria instead of beer or whiskey.

Hey ladiiiiiiiies!
Aren’t you sick of your man going to Home Depot every weekend (word!) to buy more big-steel-things with levers and springs and stuff (uh-huh!) when he should be taking out the trash (snap, snap)?
Well the time has come, girls: Her Depot is here!
Her Depot – yes, I’m serious; that’s the moniker – is a “… Click to read more