In late January, #30WaysToMakeAGirlSmile was trending on Twitter so we put together a list for the ages. We imagine the majority of girls did NOT flash them pearls after reading it, but the ones that did should give us a call. Today, it appears #GirlsShould is trending so we thought we’d throw our 2 cents into the mix based off the top images from that hash… Click to read more

So, #30WaysToMakeAGirlSmile is currently trending on Twitter. It’s probably the f*cking sappiest, most estrogen-laden trend in the history of Twitter. There’s a lot of pics of what I assume to be the Jonas brothers, candy, jewelry, and other bullsh*t that woman use as masturbation fodder. But, with Valentine’s Day around the corner… Click to read more

What better way to kick off the week, amIright? There are few things in life that are as awesome as two hot college girls wrestling in a baby pool of KY Jelly. It combines just the right amount of sexy and funny. The girls look really intense (possibly hammered?), which just adds to the absurdity. I honestly thought this kind of thing only happened in the movies. B… Click to read more

We have an article coming up in our He Said / She Said series that examines stereotypes men have about women. One of the list items is “chicks can handle booze better than dudes” with the post’s author, Ned, claiming that while guys get rowdy as all hell and lose their sh*t, women seem to hold it together for longer and, if anything, just becom… Click to read more

Earlier this week, HuffPo reported that an Iranian man “suffers” from a “permanent semi-erection” thanks to a tattoo he got on his dong-piece. First of all, how does that work? Does he have to be hard first to get the tat? Gotta be, right? Anyway, even though he’s wishing he’d never ever get another boner as long as he li… Click to read more

The photos from the freak-fest known as Holy Ship! just don’t stop coming. Yesterday we posted a boat-load of photos you can see here but Kirill Bichutsky – whose work we featured in our post on hot girls at Lavo – has just finished uploading the first batch of his own party pics from the cruise. I’m not kidding when I say this thing look… Click to read more

Full disclosure, I wanted to go to Holy Ship very, very badly. Thankfully, a photographer named Rony Alwin was there and snapped some incredible photos that only confirmed what I already knew; the combination of sun, a boat, and some of the best names in electronic dance music was certain to draw the most inebriated hot girls that only DJs can bring. The best pa… Click to read more

Lavo announced they’re bringing back their Saturday Brunch party, which is good news for us all. Lavo brings in the top DJs on Earth and attracts a very sexy clientele. We scoured the web (and their ultra entertaining Facebook page) for pictures and came up with a few hundred for your amusement. Most of the pics were shot by Kirill Bichutsky who is one of… Click to read more

Spring Break is closer than you think. If you want to hook up with the girl out of your league or be able to outrun the police or win that push up contest, you need to get your @ss in shape. That being said, COED teamed up with Men’s Fitness to hook you up with an 8-week transformation to get you ripped by Spring Break. Click to get fit.

The first patented roller skate was introduced in 1760, but it sucked. It wasn’t until January 4th, 1863 when James Plimpton optimized them. We’re sure his intention was for hot chicks to wear them with knee highs and short shorts while enjoying a lollipop. Face it, the hot girl in roller skates motif is right up there with sexy schoolgirl. Remember Roller Girl in Boogie Nights? Exactly. Click through to strap in and get retro hot.

May I suggest (for the single folk out there) an alternative solution to New Year’s resolutions. How about “I’m not going to hook up with girls who have their G-Strings visible.” Unfortunately, girls who prefer this ‘style’ breed only trouble and possible infections. Before you starve yourself of this particular pedigree of poon, we’ve got a farewell gift all lined up for you – tramp stamps and all. Who told you we didn’t care?

If you’re looking for a way to get particularly rowdy tonight, may I suggest a body shot for the lady? The professionals that you’ll see below are living proof there are few things more fun than hot girls licking alcohol off each other. The best part is, if they’re sweaty and taking tequila shots (is there any other?) – there’s no need for the added salt! Our bodies are amazing, aren’t they?

New Year’s Eve can either be a big success or bust, depending on who you go with and how well it’s planned. While you should hope that yours goes according to plan, it’s almost a guarantee that you’re going to see some pretty amateurish chicks getting too hammered and making out with each other. In preparation of the inevitable, we’ve pulled together two years of “historical evidence” so that you can know what to expect. Knowledge is power, right? Check out these girls kissing goodbye to the New Year and their dignity after the jump!

There’s something oddly fascinating about watching girls lick stuff in photos, and luckily it’s something that seems to happen somewhat regularly. It’s not on the same level as the duck-face phenomenon (in regularity or attraction), but it needs to be brought to light. Here, we demonstrate that all sorts of females (Hayden Panettiere included) cannot keep it in their mouths. Check out the not so tongue-in-cheek photos after the jump!

Merry Christmas, e’erybody! By now, you’ve opened up your gifts and planned out when and how you’ll be able to return / throw away / exchange them all. If you’re unsatisfied with tonight’s lineup of sh*tty Christmas specials and don’t feel like watching the Packers blast the Bears, we’ve got a virtual feast for the eyes that includes Classic Christmas movies, Christmas cleavage, Page 3 Girls, Denise Milani, the ultimate Christmas music playlist, Christmas drinking games, Christmas songs to avoid, Santa Claus beer pongin’ & bongin’, suicidal Christmas dogs, beer can Christmas trees, Christmas taxidermy, drunk XXX-mas party girls, and WTF Christmas ornaments. Click through to overdose on the Christmas spirit.