We know that most of the people who live in the San Diego area head to other destinations for Spring Break, but that just means the people left partying here are extra trashy. You’re not allowed to drink on the beaches any more (due to a fight with drunken partiers and SWAT team members), but that doesn’t mean you can’t drink in the ocean. Duri… Click to read more

If Panama City is only the #7 trashiest spring break destination, you know that we’re bringing some serious heat with the rest of our picks – heat that is similar to the burning sensation you’d feel after leaving a place like PCB. Last year’s ‘celebrities’ that showed up include the cast of the Jersey Shore, Young Joc,… Click to read more

It’s been hailed has the “mecca for motorsports”, with the old Daytona Beach Road Course having hosted races for over 50 years before being replaced in 1959 by the Daytona International Speedway. The city is also the headquarters for NASCAR and the Grand American Road Racing Association. Where there’s motorsports, you know the… Click to read more

Sneaking its way into #5 is Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Having been here for Senior Week twice (victory lap, baby) I know the ins-and-outs of South Myrtle Beach, not to be confused with North Myrtle Beach. South Myrtle (the trashier side) is run by three defining places: the beach, Broadway on the Beach, and the strip clubs. During the day, you’ll spe… Click to read more

The name of the game when it comes to spring break partying in Fort Myers is Lana Kai. It’s an older, run-down area of the beach that is perfect for hosting the daily “booty contests” that happen during high-season. In addition to the co-eds shaking their thangs, the Cincinnati firemen have a deal with the hotel to throw their own little &… Click to read more

It’s probably surprising that Miami Beach is on our list, but the more you think about it, the more it makes sense. Why? The Jersey Shore went here. Plus, it’s probably one of two places where you can wear a shiny button-down shirt, rent a Lambo, and wear white pants all why trying to keep a straight-face. Clubs like Space, Nikki Beach, Mansion, an… Click to read more

Of course it makes sense that Las Vegas is the trashiest destination to head for Spring Break; it’s the home of gambling, strip clubs, and anything else you can buy with money. While there aren’t any beaches to go to, those wanting to rock a bathing suit can find plenty of pool parties to attend. Surprisingly to some, the room rates are very afforda… Click to read more

The fact that Lake Havasu can only  hit #9 on our Trashiest Spring Break Destinations is one of the reasons why I love this country. You have chicks with humongous fake implants wearing tassels on a couple dinghys in a lake and somehow that’s not gettin’ it done. Seriously, it’s re-godd*mned-diculous. You can try to spend the whole day and… Click to read more

Maybe it’s the fact that Key West is the southernmost inhabitable place in the lower 48 states or that its claims to have never had a frost, but this place is a continuous party. During the high Spring Break season, open container laws are not enforced – this is coming from the Chief of Police. One of the must-see destinations is the Garden of Eden ba… Click to read more

How can it get any trashier than South Padre, a beach that essentially exists for the sole purpose of having wild parties? This year, expect to see the beach host musicians like Skrillex, Tiesto, and Avicii along with whoever else Coca-Cola wants to bring along for their daily 11 AM – 6 PM slosh-fest. If you don’t feel like joining in on the readily… Click to read more

We talk a lot about how to break the ice with women here at COED – a lot of the time we advise to be confident not cocky, make eye contact but not stare, etc. But, sometimes you just have to make a power move; one that lets the girls know exactly what’s going on. And out of all the aggro maneuvers out there, stripper pole in the living room is as “acceptable” as they come thanks to “pole dancing” not only being a pro sport, but also becoming a new workout trend that secretly freaky chicks use to tone up. The girls in our gallery agree. Check ‘em out after the jump.

No one looks good the morning after a long night of partying, especially when you’re still wearing the sperm costume you thought for sure would get you laid. Girls face this same problem – in fact, their hangover is almost inevitable because they have to get sloshed enough to wear that outfit they’ve been planning for all month. Stack that level of pre-gaming on top of one of the biggest nights out, you know you’re in for a rough morning. Girls looking hungover in a tight little number is unattractive, girls looking like a hung over ‘grenade’ GI Joe camouflage suit is downright hilarious. Check out these hungover ghouls who had a few too many treats the night before… after the jump.

With college back in session for the majority of schools across the country, Facebook’s photo uploads should be getting a whole lot spicier. Freshman girls who can’t handle themselves when drunk will choose to ‘handle’ other girls. To give you a preview of the awesomeness to come in the first full month of parent-less parties on campuses nationwide, we’ve put together this gallery of hot college chicks living out every man’s fantasy getting wasted and wild. Check it out after the jump.

Back in February, we presented Girls Gone Too Wild 2011, a comprehensive photo gallery consisting of girls who take partying to an entirely new, blacked out level. Now, after seeing The Hangover Part II, we were inspired to search for women who could keep up with the likes of Phil, Stu, and Alan as they kidnap monks with chain smoking monkeys in Bangkok for our Girls Gone Wild sequel. These pics will even have Joe Francis saying, “Pump your brakes, ladies!” Check ‘em out below then send us your craziest party pics to editor@teamcoed.com.

Are hot chicks still hot even if they are doing some of the strangest things you have ever seen? Things like posing in the oddest of places, dressing in clothes meant for a comic book nerd, playing with animals you probably shouldn’t be, or pretending to have sex with a Ronald McDonald statue are just a few of the things that you would think could make a hottie tip to the other side of the scale