There are countless ways that you can break off a relationship with your girlfriend that can save face for the both of you and end it on civil terms. At the same time, there are five distinct ways to end a relationship that will end with a massive headache and humiliation. Here are The 5 Worst Ways to Break Up with a Girl. (more…)

Many guys have problems talking to women because we don’t always know what to say. This is a pretty small problem considering that you could be the guy that is telling a girl WAY too much than he should be. Revealing something that weirds the girl out is the number one killer of budding relationships.

Here are five things to avoid bringing up when you are talking to a new girlfriend or a girl you are just trying to go home with.  (more…)

It’s often difficult to gauge how crazy your girlfriend is, especially in the beginning of a relationship. The truth is, all chicks are nuts but here are five ways to know if she’s average crazy – or if you should sleep with one eye open and hide all the sharp objects in the house. (more…)

As men, we rarely know what women are thinking, at all. And when it comes to sex we are even more in the dark. Of course, it doesn’t help that the female mind is constantly calculating, trying to figure out the “right” thing to say, no matter what it does for your relationship. So to take the bag off your head, here are five things your girlfriend might say that should throw up some serious red flags. (more…)

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The only thing better than pulling off the perfect prank, is getting pranked by a super hot chick. Sure, you might end up looking like a dumbass afterward, but it’s a hell of a lot better than getting pranked by your d!ckhead roommate. But the best part is that, most of the time, it usually just involves a super-hot chick secretly showing off her goods to ogling guys, who only are “pranked” because they didn’t know they were on camera. In our book, that’s called a good day. (more…)

As you may know, we at COED have been eagerly awaiting the announcement of the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover model. But now the wait has come to an end. After hearing that the model would be first announced on tonight’s “Late Show with David Letterman”, we sent one of our editors over to the Ed Sullivan Theater during the filming to get the inside scoop.

And it turns out our hopes were correct; the 2009 SI Swimsuit Issue cover model is… Bar Refaeli! The 23-year-old Israeli model first appeared in the magazine in 2007. She was also voted second most likely to be on the cover by COED readers, after Brooklyn Decker. So, close on that one, but no cigar.

Congratulations, Bar – we’ll be ogling over your pictures for months to come. (Not that we haven’t been already…)

UPDATE: This has since been confirmed by CBS affiliate CBS2 News, after a billboard of her cover was spotted over Broadway. See the photo evidence here! The “Late Show” is aired on CBS.

UPDATE 2: Don’t forget: Bar Refaeli will be on the “Late Show with David Letterman” on Wednesday, Feb. 11th. Sports Illustrated’s 2009 Swimsuit Issue went on sale Tuesday, Feb. 10th, in all its glossy glory.

NEWS FLASH: If you cheat on you’re girl and she finds out, beware! Nothing on earth is more terrifying than a woman’s wrath. And if these seven stories prove anything, it’s that a woman – any woman – with spite in her heart is capable of anything. So let these nauseating tales serve as a warning to any man that’s ever wronged his woman in any way: She will get you back, and when she does, keep your penis as from from her as possible.

Check out The Dog Ate My Penis and 6 Other Terrifying Vengeful Castrations after the break! (more…)

The Texas Longhorns destroyed the Texas A&M Aggies Thursday night and once again, Colt McCoy’s Girlfriend Rachel Glandorf destroyed us. As we broke back in October, this 21 year-old smokeshow runs track at Baylor and has become quite the camera magnet at Darrell K Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium.

It remains to be seen if Colt and his Longhorns will snag the Heisman and/or the National Championship, but if this sexy significant other adds any weight, McCoy is a shoe-in for both.  Hook ‘em Horns!

Check Out Colt McCoy’s Girlfriend Rachel Glandorf Bikini Pics Here

And Don’t Forget to Join Colt’s Heisman Facebook Group

Meeting your girl’s parents can go wrong in so many ways, it seems hard to miss the mark. But basically, if you act like you do normally, you’re probably going to come off as a douchebag. Instead, think of it as a job interview – but the goal is to make them not hate you for violating their daughter. And if your girl’s as hot as 2007 Playmate of the Year Sarah Jean Underwood, you better take that sh*t seriously.