COED contributor Liz Kinkopf has gift ideas for each category of girl in your life: the Booty Call / Friend With Benefits, Girlfriend of 6 Months or Less, Girlfriend of 1 Year, and Long Time Girlfriend. If you have girls in each category, we’d like to give YOU an award… and maybe a life insurance policy.

On a good day passing Bath & Body Works in the Mall makes my nose itch.  On a bad day I could vomit, but chicks love this stuff.  Soaps, oils, skin what-not, it’s a fail safe “Never Go Wrong” on any occasion, so much so that I keep a few small generic baskets in the house just in case I forget a birthday, secretary day or some other manufacture… Click to read more

At some point in their life everyone over the age of 25 has re-gifted a gift, yet only the extremely honest or completely shameless will ever have the sack to cop to it. The “Average” re-gifter adopts and follows the masturbation credo – “Lie, Deny, and I Swear Not I”, but in truth it’s not always wrong to regift (and masturbation is usually* fine too). Sometimes re-gifting can make you a hero, or a superhero. But beware, it’s much easier to be a douchebag regifter than a Re-Gifting Champion.

Just because you’re a lot bigger (and probably fatter) than you were as a kid, that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t still be able to play with toys. And with the way technology’s going these days, you’re not going to believe the stuff kids these day have. From real night vision goggles to giant RC dinosaurs, these are five of the hot items this holiday season that you will probably just want to keep for yourself.

Despite being the best gift you could ever give your girl, lingerie is a tricky thing to buy. What’s good? What fits? What the f**k is that thing? The questions are seemingly endless. Luckily, the good men of FHMonline.com have put together the quintessential lingerie-buying guide, complete with super-hotties to show off the goods.
Lasting 12 days (… Click to read more

Today’s Cyber Monday, and that means great online deals all day. And unless you want to get trampled, I’d say it’s best to stay home this year and get all your shopping done online and out of the way of the angry mob. So I’ve compiled a ton of online options to get the job done for (pretty much) everyone in your gift-giving circle. A lot of… Click to read more

Just because you’re a lot bigger (and probably fatter) than you were as a kid, that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t still be able to play with toys. And with the way technology’s going these days, you’re not going to believe the stuff kids these day have. From real night vision goggles to giant RC dinosaurs, these are five of the hot… Click to read more

I need to say this. Jewelry sucks. And I hate buying it for women and I think I’m done buying it forever–at least until I decide to get engaged. Honestly, is there a more useless thing on this planet then jewelry?
Completely ignoring the entire system of imbalance that permeates men/women romantic relationships when it comes to gift-giving and b… Click to read more