Everybody knows that drinking and driving is bad. But what other substances don’t mix well with operating a 3000-pound vehicle at 60 MPH? Rather than making you try them all out yourself, this German dude has put together this little video to illustrate the 10 drugs not to take before driving.

Today’s an exciting day, people. No, the economic crisis isn’t over, and the new iPhone doesn’t even come out until next week. It’s exciting because Victoria’s Secret has a new model! Meet bangin’ brunette super-hottie Nicola Mar, originally from the Carribean island of St. Maarten. We don’t yet know a ton about lovely lady, but something tells us we will…

Nicola Mar is Today’s Daily Snapshot- Check out the gallery!

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This German Eurovision host thought it would be a good idea to talk about his co-hosts ‘points’ and then give them a grab. But I bet he didn’t think he would be getting the sh*t slapped out of him on live TV, in front of all of Europe. Awkwaaaarrrrrrrdd…

So I just got an iPhone yesterday and it’s already been an enormous time-waster/pain in the ass. I think I got the pain in the ass part figured out, but that will only add to the time-wasting…Anyway, I avoided being up-sold at the AT&T store and walked out case-free. But that doesn’t mean I don’t need to protect the dang thing. Fortunately, someone’s created possibly the greatest iPhone case on the planet – the bacon iPhone case. (more…)

We don’t know what he saying, since this old school pimp is speaking German. But we’re guessing it’s something along the lines of “And this is where I used to lay the beat-down on super douchebags with bad mullets and giant mustaches,” because that’s exactly what happens next…

South Park, our guiding light, recently revealed that yes, girls don’t have balls.

Why the writer’s strike may screw us all – and how to help.

Amy Winehouse brings her F-game to a less-than-amused crowd on first date of her tour.

Well, whaddya know: teenagers who have sex are less prone to violence. They don’t call it being “sexually frustrated” for nothing. Duh.

Why is a German convict really, really happy to be doing community service for a kindergarten? (Hint: he was convicted three times of pedophilia in the past.)

Yeah! The new dollar coin is out, and it features none other than…who? James Madison?

The crotch wars have officially begun…

First, College Candy reported that German perfume company Vulva Original (website NSFW) had concocted the real scent of a woman – a vagina-scented spray for fetishists.

Now the fellas have hit back hard with Tom Ford’s latest fragrance.

Tom Ford’s chemists have struck gold with Black Orchid, the smell of a man’s junk. Because who doesn’t want to smell like sweaty balls all day?

You know when people say, “Oh f*** man, take a shower – you smell like balls”? You can now smell that way all day, on purpose. (more…)