Lamenting over the fact that those jazzy 80s-style saxophone solos will never make a comeback? Ask and you shall receive, because the Sexy Sax Man has heard your prayers and delivers with a soothing rendition of “Careless Whisper”! Like all of those that dare to oppose the musical status quo, Sax Man faces resistance everywhere he goes, from high school football fields to the food court at the mall. But as hard as these fascists may try, one thing holds true – you can’t stop the music! See the video after the jump!

Back in November, various media outlets reported Julia Roberts made $1.5 million to appear in Lavazza ad. She did not have to speak. She only had to smile and wink. You know there is good money to be made if even Saint Brangelina is not immune (Angelina shilled for Shiseido in Japan and Brad’s efforts can be seen below). More often than not celebrities will shill abroad. And while it can be argued whether or not it makes financial sense for the advertisers to hand over so much cash for celebrities, they are still willing to fork it over (not sans insurance natch, you never know when you have next Tiger Woods or Wayne Rooney on your hands). Meanwhile we can get a few giggles out of latest celebrity endorsements.

Growing up is hard. Especially when you’re famous at a very early age. Many child actors are unable to lead a normal childhood and turn to the fast lane, Hollywood lifestyle of drugs and booze. Some, like Drew Barrymore, are able to pull out of the tailspin, some fade into oblivion (to the dismay of their fans), and others look like they’ve never aged! Hell, you might be watching a child star on your TV or in the theater later and not even know it! So, buckle up, hop in our DeLorean, ‘cuz we’re doin’ a little time travel with these “Then and Now” pics of famous faces.

There are a ton of places you can masturbate privately and safely. Yet, there are some folks (*cough* George Michael *cough* Paul Reubens*) who just can’t keep it in their pants. Recently, ESPN producer Neil Goldberg was caught masturbating on a stool outside his neighbor’s window while she got dressed. While we admire Neil’s gusto, we suggest taking the easy route and taping her for viewing enjoyment later. No harm. No foul. Right, Erin Andrews? Here are the six WORST places to get caught pullin’ the pud…

Eighties pop icon George Michael rocked the five o’clock shadow like nobody’s business. He also sang about wanting sex. And he delivered. The connection? A five o’clock shadow can be as much a sex symbol as a six-pack or pair of Diesels.
But there is a fine line between laid-back stud and dirty hippy. Waiting for you at the end of the perfect balance of facial hai… Click to read more

Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Yankee Stadium, Goodbye
Led Zeppelin to tour with or without Robert Plant?
Erin Wasson… OMG!
To Be Known As The ‘Uh-Oh Face’ Guy?
So, George Michael Walks Into A Bathroom…
TV Host Passes Gas Live
Cat Vs. Cobra… Who You Got?
Brazillian Hottie Jana Ina Pretty Hot Bikini

Ceiling-Tile Jesus
AC/DC One Man Ban… Click to read more

There will never be a sitcom funnier, smarter and more likeable than FOX’s critically-lauded-yet-ratings-deficient Arrested Development.
I can understand that if you didn’t see the show from the beginning, you may wonder what the fuss is all about. If that’s the case do yourself a favor and buy/Netflix/download the Emmy-award winn… Click to read more

First off, if you haven’t seen Superbad yet, do so now. Call in sick from work, skip your Mom’s birthday, break up with your girlfriend – just f*** it all and go. It’s the best comedy of the summer by a country mile, excepting its cinematic big-brother Knocked Up.
Moving on.
Superbad‘s super-talented Michael Cera has stepped … Click to read more