In an improbable turn of events, Barack Obama seems to have gone crazy, and decided on George F’ing Clooney as his vice presidential running mate for the White House. According to a high ranking Obama staffer, the candidate made the decision after speaking with the Actor and political activist late Friday night in a Beverly Hills Mansion. Clooney flew back from his Lake Como, Italy villa specifically for the meeting.

“Celebrities have enormous power with the American people,” the spokesman, who wished to remain anonymous, told us early Saturday. “They have money, fame and a way to get the message out to millions of people–George Clooney best represents that community.” Read More »

Housewives rejoice. George Clooney has kicked former Vegas party-girl, Sarah Larson to the curb, effectively revoking her year-long buddy pass on the A-list. So, before David Spade laps up Clooney’s sloppy seconds and Ms. Larson inks a reality deal with the SOAP Network, we thought we’d pay homage to Sarah Larson’s tedious 15 minutes in the spotlight.

COED Remembers: Sarah Larson’s Candid Party Pics after the jump. (more…)

WTF is wrong with the world?!

Another actor trying to be a politician/activist? Sorry, me thinks we have enough of those. Between Sean Penn, Tim Robbins and all the old West Wing actors, there is enough crazy to go around – don’t do this George.

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Seeing George Clooney trot out of his estate clutching the “Liberator” sex ramp got me thinking: why use the Liberator?

Couldn’t you get the same effect the Liberator provides by piling up pillows into the shape of a ramp? Why does this company deserve my money?

After a bit of web sleuthing I can now see the charms in this portable coitus cushion.

Liberator products – yes, they sell much more than the sex ramp; more on that later – are IKEA-esque cushions, couches and ramps that are used for the same reason you lay down newspaper for your dog: mess control. The last thing you need is a not-so-secretive splooge stain on the futon your mom bought as a housewarming gift.

As sex props, these pieces of sexual furniture do their job. Each cushion is designed for maximum pleasure in a particular position; the “Zeppelin” acts as a “love ship” modeled for threesomes and orgies while the “Cube” (main pic is tasteful; others are NSFW) is all about space-saving sex.
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