GWB’s Top 10 Dumberest Moments

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• Is it really possible to pick just 10?

Holy Sh*t Shockwave

• The Hotter American Idol Bikini Girl

U2’s New Album Track List & Cover Art

• Florida Gator Pole Dancer, Tells All

• The 15 Hottest Italian Women

Rahm Emanuel’s ‘Shocking’ Thanksgiving Greeting

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Apparently Barack Obama’s future White House Chief of Staff has more in common with George W. Bush than we ever could have imagined.  It’s quite a ’shocker’.  Happy Thanksgiving from your bros at COED.

SNL: Ben Affleck Nails Countdown with Keith Olbermann

It’s about time someone exposed Keith Olbermann as the pussy-loving mamas boy we’d all suspected.

Villanova Football Players Shows Us Their Crib

Villanova Football Players Shows Us Their Crib

Evite To George Bush’s Election Night Party

Video of Mary-Kate Olsen’s Car Accident

Melanie Collins (The New Erin Andrews) Was A Bikini Model

Olivia Wilde In Vegas

Leighton Meester Stunning In NYC

Tom Brady and Gisele Getting Married

Having Fun With Traci Bingham’s Speed Bags

10 Hottest Bond Girls of All Time

College Students Plan to Cure Cancer…One Beer at a Time

Car Surfing Goes Wrong for Non-Teen Wolf

The 8 Best Marvel Characters [NSFW site]

Best Video Game Ever Tourney

Maybe These Five Actors Should have Left Their Faces Alone

The Perfect Storm: How Gustav Helps McCain

As I write this, the Republican National telethon Convention has officially started. Following Obama and the Democrats, the Republicans began their convention Monday–albeit hindered “because of hurricane Gustav.” But convention coverage has barely broken the exhilarating stranglehold of natural disaster in the mainstream media. Those silly bastards just can’t shut up about the hurricane(s), something that affects only a small portion of the national population. And while it might seem like some small tragedy–and somehow unfair–that the Repubs won’t get as much coverage as the Democrats, don’t be fooled.

This is the best bit of stratagem by the Republicans since Newt Gingrich and the spooge-stained dress. While the 24-hour news channels focuse on the impending doom of Hurricane Gustav and incoming Hanna, McCain and “friends” have taken the opportunity to release some of the most damning information about the Palin pick, saving them countless voters-worth of embarrassment. Here are all the reasons Gustav, Hanna and the rest of the storms are good for the Republicans this week, very good… (more…)

The Perfect Storm: How Gustav Helps McCain

As I write this, the Republican National telethon Convention has officially started. Following Obama and the Democrats, the Republicans began their convention Monday–albeit hindered “because of hurricane Gustav.” But convention coverage has barely broken the exhilarating stranglehold of natural disaster in the mainstream media. Those silly bastards just can’t shut up about the hurricane(s), something that affects only a small portion of the national population. And while it might seem like some small tragedy–and somehow unfair–that the Repubs won’t get as much coverage as the Democrats, don’t be fooled.

This is the best bit of stratagem by the Republicans since Newt Gingrich and the spooge-stained dress. While the 24-hour news channels focuse on the impending doom of Hurricane Gustav and incoming Hanna, McCain and “friends” have taken the opportunity to release some of the most damning information about the Palin pick, saving them countless voters-worth of embarrassment. Here are all the reasons Gustav, Hanna and the rest of the storms are good for the Republicans this week, very good… (more…)

Hurricane Bush

Of all the disasters we’ve witnessed around the world over the past seven years, few would argue that any top that of George W. Bush’s presidency. Unfortunately, this satire (from The Onion) makes more sense than reality. Can November get here any faster?

US Holding Enemy Combatants In Secret “Floating Prisons”

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According to Guardian.co.uk, human rights lawyers have accused the United States of imprisoning “enemy combatants” on prison ships, in an attempt to conceal the true number of people arrested and detained in the name of the “War on Terror.”

From the article:

Details of ships where detainees have been held and sites allegedly being used in countries across the world have been compiled as the debate over detention without trial intensifies on both sides of the Atlantic. The US government was yesterday urged to list the names and whereabouts of all those detained. (more…)

How I Became the Governor: COED Interview with Jeb Bush

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JEB BUSH
University of Texas, Class of 1973

I chose Texas because ‘ I don’t know that I could have gotten into Yale, that’s for sure (laughs). I went to Phillips Academy Andover, so that’s a fairly rigorous high school experience. At the time I went there, the late 60s, it was cynical time in the Northeast and actually I wanted to get back home. I was tired of the weather; I was tired of the attitudes. I wanted to go to Texas where I felt more comfortable. So I only applied to there.

For Texas, I was an in-state resident, and my SATs were good enough to automatically get in. I’ll tell you, getting in early made my senior year in high school a lot more enjoyable. (more…)

The Daily Shocker: World War III

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President George W. Bush, in a last-minute attempt to drum up some sort of approval, states that if Iran goes nuclear we could be in for World War III. (Breitbart)

Rock of Love’s Heather talks about…being Rock of Love’s Heather. (College Candy)

According to Google studies the phrase “hangover” is searched more in Ireland, United States and United Kingdom than anywhere else on the globe. White, English-speaking societies: the most drunkest of them all. (Reuters)

“Baby Jessica” – you know, that little girl who fell down the well – 20 years later, passes go and collects over 1 million dollars. The countdown begins until the “Baby Jessica” Maxim photoshoot. (MSNBC)

Are you a skinny, short man at 5′0″ and 150 pounds who needs to hide his identity when robbing a place? I recommend cross-dressing. Are you a tall, burly man at 6′3″ and 300 pounds? Need to hide your identity when robbing a place? Uh… (WTMJ)