November 8th is Election Day. While 2011′s an “off-year”, next year will be the big one for the highly coveted position of “Leader of the Free World”. With campaigns kicking into high gear, we can expect a lot of fat, over-privileged white males to feed us the same tired line of crap they’ve been feeding us for years. Sorry folks, it’s not about freedom, liberty, or any of that other crap; elections in this country are about one thing. Find out why your vote doesn’t count, vote in our incredibly ironic poll, and check out 40 funny political cartoons after the jump.

F*ck the Netherlands, America is the country of cannabis. Our history is based on that sh*t, man. Presidents of the United States of America have been smoking ‘headie of state’ since the country was founded. Don’t even get me started on the Declaration of Independance, either. It was written on motherf*cking hemp paper. Boom. Game, set, match. So, in the spirit of Independence Day, COED has compiled a list of some of the commanders in cheef aka Presidents who puffed the green stuff. Check it out after the jump.

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Everyone has a conspiracy theory. More often than not they are false, whether they were intended to be unverified rumors or simply that it was conjecture that was given credence. The two factors in what can make a conspiracy real is time and facts. Given enough time, facts will present themselves justifying or discounting conspiracy theories. Here are 8 conspiracy theories that may actually be true.

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Apparently Barack Obama’s future White House Chief of Staff has more in common with George W. Bush than we ever could have imagined.  It’s quite a ‘shocker’.  Happy Thanksgiving from your bros at COED.… Click to read more

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It’s about time someone exposed Keith Olbermann as the pussy-loving mamas boy we’d all suspected.… Click to read more

Villanova Football Players Shows Us Their Crib
Evite To George Bush’s Election Night Party
Video of Mary-Kate Olsen’s Car Accident
Melanie Collins (The New Erin Andrews) Was A Bikini Model
Olivia Wilde In Vegas
Leighton Meester Stunning In NYC
Tom Brady and Gisele Getting Married
Having Fun With Traci Bingham’s Speed Bags
10 Hottest Bond Girls of All Time
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As I write this, the Republican National telethon Convention has officially started. Following Obama and the Democrats, the Republicans began their convention Monday–albeit hindered “because of hurricane Gustav.” But convention coverage has barely broken the exhilarating stranglehold of natural disaster in the mainstream me… Click to read more

As I write this, the Republican National telethon Convention has officially started. Following Obama and the Democrats, the Republicans began their convention Monday–albeit hindered “because of hurricane Gustav.” But convention coverage has barely broken the exhilarating stranglehold of natural disaster in the mainstream me… Click to read more

Of all the disasters we’ve witnessed around the world over the past seven years, few would argue that any top that of George W. Bush’s presidency. Unfortunately, this satire (from The Onion) makes more sense than reality. Can November get here any faster?… Click to read more

According to Guardian.co.uk, human rights lawyers have accused the United States of imprisoning “enemy combatants” on prison ships, in an attempt to conceal the true number of people arrested and detained in the name of the “War on Terror.”
From the article:
Details of ships where detainees have been held and sites allegedly be… Click to read more

Whatever your politics, you gotta be impressed: Jeb Bush, the governor of Florida who also graduated from Texas in less than three years.

President George W. Bush, in a last-minute attempt to drum up some sort of approval, states that if Iran goes nuclear we could be in for World War III. (Breitbart)
Rock of Love‘s Heather talks about…being Rock of Love‘s Heather. (College Candy)
According to Google studies the phrase “hangover” is searched more in Ireland,… Click to read more

Iraq is so quaint this time of year:… Click to read more