You know a television network devoted entirely to cartoons has just scraped the bottom of the idea barrel when they decide to re-imagine a classic cartoon from the golden age of animation – the rip roarin’ 80s! With the veritable trash on Cartoon Network such as Dude, What Would Happen?, Total Drama World Tour and Tower Prep, watching an all-new Thundercats series is comparable to finding a diamond in a pile of horse sh*t. With the show’s premiere drawing ever closer, fans wonder which secondary characters will get a 2011 overhaul, and which ones will be relegated to the pits of obscurity. Check out our list of classic Thundercats characters we’d love to see make a triumphant return after the jump!

Angelina Jolie Did NOT have Twins
Geisha Lessons: How To Talk Dirty
Tila Tequila Lesbian In Trouble
Pimp: Homeless Man Swindles 13 Women
Geek Decor
Um, I Don’t Think That’s Right…
17-Year-Old Dude Can Play The Piano
 Sweet Frozen Deer
Stupid Parents
Enough Bacon
 
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Nerds and Sorority girls. They go together like a John Hughes movie and the 80’s.Which is probably why Washington State’s Linux Users Group (the university’s largest computer club) has decided put out a memo to all the sororities on campus: “Make us over, and we’ll do your homework.â€?
In an effort to attract more women to the computer science pro… Click to read more

A wheelchair-bound, 56-year-old woman called 911 on her sister. Upon arrival to her house cops found the woman alone, wielding two knifes and threatening to use them if if anybody tried to harm her. Naturally, they tasered her, which seems to be all the rage these days. (Breitbart)
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After writing a little bit about Second Life, I got to thinking about the types of people who play it. And then I got to thinking about the sex lives of those people. And then I shuddered a little, but also wondered:Do geeks make good boyfriends?
Because the internet is all expansive and all knowing, someone has already answered that question for me in a convenie… Click to read more