Sometimes you find the answers to questions you really had no interest in knowing. Here’s a perfect example of why I have my parents knock on my door before they come in… I mean, not me personally because, you know, I’m not like that. Seriously. Trust me. Whatever man, don’t f*cking judge me like that. Just watch the video below.

June is Gay and Lesbian Pride Month. In June 2000, Bill “Bubba” Clinton declared June “Gay & Lesbian Pride Month”, which was revised to “Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Pride Month” by Barack Obama. Why June? Well, it was chosen to commemorate the 1969 riots in Greenwich Village that sparked the modern LGBT liberation movement in the U.S. Throughout the month, GLBT groups and associations hold pride parades, picnics, parties, and memorials (in addition to each other – ZING!). We honor the L word in GBT with a month’s worth of demotivational posters celebrating girl on girl. Check ‘em out after the jump!

With movies like “Black Swan“, “Bound”, and “Mulholland Drive” exploring the psychosexual rivalry between two women, celebrity lesbianism taps into a very fundamental fantasy for most guys: girl-on-girl action. When hotties like Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis lock lips, one can’t help but think of other steamy XX chromosome canoodling. Here’s a list of fantasy pairings of the fairer sex we’re hoping will turn into reality. You might notice a lot of these hook ups involve celebrity lookalikes or “doppelgangers“. Hey, the best way to convince them to do the deed is to think of it as “self-love”.

A lot of complaints have been said about hip hop, about everything from its glorification of drugs, money, guns and violence to its degradation of women. But never has anyone argued that rap is just too, what’s the word?, gay. Until now. Our friends over at Cracked.com have put their journalism degrees to the test by investigating the dark world of unintentionally gay rap lyrics.

Who Knew Soccer Could Be So Gay?
Jennifer Hudson’s Mother & Brother Found Dead
Ricky Gervais & Thandie Newton Practice Palin Porn
The Ultimate Pre-Game Playlist
Musical benches’ play Beatles & Stones
A Chinese Hot Dog… yikes
10 Gadgets That Provide Perpetual Pleasure
Is There Such A Thing As A Bad Body Paint Job?
Tony Zende… Click to read more

Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Yankee Stadium, Goodbye
Led Zeppelin to tour with or without Robert Plant?
Erin Wasson… OMG!
To Be Known As The ‘Uh-Oh Face’ Guy?
So, George Michael Walks Into A Bathroom…
TV Host Passes Gas Live
Cat Vs. Cobra… Who You Got?
Brazillian Hottie Jana Ina Pretty Hot Bikini

Ceiling-Tile Jesus
AC/DC One Man Ban… Click to read more

Yes boys and girls, the Christian Right is once again having a roar over a ‘life imitates art’ moment that occured during a recent Katy Perry show.  Turns out, the 23 year-old pop-sensation ‘snogged’ 16 year-old, lesbian Jenna Buhmann while performing her big Summer hit “I Kissed A Girl” on the Washington leg of the W… Click to read more

Two weeks ago I had never owned, bought, or even worn a suit. Now, I’ve done all three of those things, and I picked up some valuable information along the way. I’d like to pass it on to any other nubes contemplating their first grown-up outfit. Keep in mind that less than a month ago I had never associated with a suit or an event that called for one, so if any of these t… Click to read more

Over the past seven years of the Bush Administration, I’ve realized that to know what people are lying about, just listen to what they’re accusing others of doing–which is exactly what Christian-right leader and founder of Focus on the Family, James Dobson has done by claiming that Barack Obama is ‘distorting’ the Bible.… Click to read more

Bring in your pets, stock up on supplies, don’t pay your credit card bill…the end is near.
Oh yes, locusts are imminent: gay Republicans and the ACLU are working together, in harmony.
Idaho’s Republican Senator, Larry Craig, has stepped back into the limelight with an attempt to somehow stuff himself back in the closet. The former Veter… Click to read more

Just when you thought the wide-stance scandal surrounding Sen. Larry Craig (R-Idaho) started to fade away, four new gay allegations pop up.
CBS news (via The Politico) reports that four men have admitted to gay encounters with the Idaho Senator. Some of these allegations stem back to the late 80s.
The Idaho Statesman, the original reporter of Larry Craig&#… Click to read more

Yes! Another sex scandal in Washington!
First it was Hillary Clinton scissoring her right-hand girl; now it’s Mississippi Senator Trent Lott conveniently resigning while a sex scandal about him is being unearthed.
Trent Lott is being accused by multiple “reputable” sources of having sexual relations with an escort – a male es… Click to read more

When it comes to martial-arts, womanizing, full-splits and sweet dance moves, not many can go toe-to-toe with Jean Claude Van Damme, “The Muscles from Brussels.”
Born in Belgium, JCVD spent the earlier years of his life lifting weights and kicking ass, earning a black belt in karate before most kids get their first boner.
After much ass-kicki… Click to read more

A mans opinion on the female body differs from guy to guy. Some guys like legs, some guys like asses, some guys like boobies; some like all three. Some guys care about a girl’s eyes and smile – these men are known as gays in the straight community.
As a male who is sexually active throughout the community, I’ve seen all kinds of boobies and I hav… Click to read more

A stret neer Northwod Elemantarie skool in Kalamamamazoo, Michegane haez the werd “school” misspelld on the pavment. Idiots. (Seattle Pi)
Cocksox: the new speedo, but much worse. (Cocksox.com)
Blender’s “Top 10 NFL Stadium Anthems That Must Be Retired.” (Blender)
Paris Hilton sues Hallmark for using her likeness on a… Click to read more