A lot of complaints have been said about hip hop, about everything from its glorification of drugs, money, guns and violence to its degradation of women. But never has anyone argued that rap is just too, what’s the word?, gay. Until now. Our friends over at Cracked.com have put their journalism degrees to the test by investigating the dark world of unintentionally gay rap lyrics. From 50 Cent to Ice-T (and back to 50 Cent again), nobody’s safe from their lyric-Googling powers. Though I’m a bit worried about the safety of the Cracked staff – those guys might be in for a beat down.

Check out the 25 Most Unintentionally Gay Rap Lyrics Ever: Part 1, Part 2

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Yes boys and girls, the Christian Right is once again having a roar over a ‘life imitates art’ moment that occured during a recent Katy Perry show.  Turns out, the 23 year-old pop-sensation ’snogged’ 16 year-old, lesbian Jenna Buhmann while performing her big Summer hit “I Kissed A Girl” on the Washington leg of the Warped Tour.

The seemingly innocent kiss, coupled with the song’s message has caused feelings of outrage to her Christian preacher parents.  Her mother came out on record citing “I hate the song. It promotes homosexuality and its message is disgusting.”  Surprisingly, the jail-bait recipient of the kiss does not share the same sentiment, as she expressed herself on her YouTube blog. Alls I can say is thank God cute Katy’s not a Kyle or he’d probably find himself holed up in the clink.

Check out Video Proof of the Kiss in Question after the jump. (more…)

Two weeks ago I had never owned, bought, or even worn a suit. Now, I’ve done all three of those things, and I picked up some valuable information along the way. I’d like to pass it on to any other nubes contemplating their first grown-up outfit. Keep in mind that less than a month ago I had never associated with a suit or an event that called for one, so if any of these tips seem a bit elementary you’ll have to wait for my Level 2 tips; these are for beginners.

1) Don’t button the bottom button

No matter what you do leave that last button alone. Two-button, three-button, even four; the one closest to your feet is never used. I’m not sure why it’s there if you’re not allowed to use it, but it is. I quickly made this mistake while putting on my first jacket and was reprimanded immediately. Turns out even buttons can be for show. It seems like extra work for whoever makes the suit. But I’m not Calvin Klein, so I’ll leave that sort of thinking up to him. (more…)

Over the past seven years of the Bush Administration, I’ve realized that to know what people are lying about, just listen to what they’re accusing others of doing–which is exactly what Christian-right leader and founder of Focus on the Family, James Dobson has done by claiming that Barack Obama is ‘distorting’ the Bible. His comments come in reference to a two-year-old speech Obama gave in June 2006, while speaking to a Christian group.

Check out video of Obama’s full speech after the jump! (more…)

Bring in your pets, stock up on supplies, don’t pay your credit card bill…the end is near.

Oh yes, locusts are imminent: gay Republicans and the ACLU are working together, in harmony.

Idaho’s Republican Senator, Larry Craig, has stepped back into the limelight with an attempt to somehow stuff himself back in the closet. The former Veterans’ Affairs and House Ethics Committee member, married Suzanne Thompson in 1983 and adopted the three children she had from a previous marriage (he has no children of his own).

As we all know, good ol’ Larry loves the fellas in airport terminal bathroom stalls – and now the ACLU are making some pretty awesome excuses for him. (more…)

Just when you thought the wide-stance scandal surrounding Sen. Larry Craig (R-Idaho) started to fade away, four new gay allegations pop up.

CBS news (via The Politico) reports that four men have admitted to gay encounters with the Idaho Senator. Some of these allegations stem back to the late 80s.

The Idaho Statesman, the original reporter of Larry Craig’s bathroom-stall scandal, are also the source of these new findings. Before Craig’s sexual preference became a global hot topic the newspaper had investigated rumors of his homosexual tendencies for several months; they unveiled the remaining information accumulated yesterday.

One man who stepped forward goes by the name of Mike Jones. Who is Mike Jones?

The Mike Jones in this case is not the self-promoting Houston rapper but a former prostitute who admitted to having sex with Reverend Ted Haggard in 2005. According to Jones, Craig paid for sex with him in either late 2004 or early 2005.

In typical Larry Craig fashion, he has denied all allegations.

Yes! Another sex scandal in Washington!

First it was Hillary Clinton scissoring her right-hand girl; now it’s Mississippi Senator Trent Lott conveniently resigning while a sex scandal about him is being unearthed.

Trent Lott is being accused by multiple “reputable” sources of having sexual relations with an escort – a male escort. These sources include my favorite wheelchair-bound horndog/Hustler Magazine founder Larry Flint and Big Head DC. (more…)

When it comes to martial-arts, womanizing, full-splits and sweet dance moves, not many can go toe-to-toe with Jean Claude Van Damme, “The Muscles from Brussels.”

Born in Belgium, JCVD spent the earlier years of his life lifting weights and kicking ass, earning a black belt in karate before most kids get their first boner.

After much ass-kicking he took up ballet, nailed it, then resumed to more ass-kicking, albeit more elegantly. By 19 JCVD was fightin’ dudes all over Europe, winning Full-Contact Championship titles and tallying up a professional record of 13-1.

Then came the martial-arts/action movies, international stardom, scandals, parodies, budget films and televised boners.

Check out JCVD fun facts, video clips and a “questionable” photo gallery after the jump.

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