Dad?!

She Makes Me Want to Travel Abroad

Sober Gary Busey is Still Hilarious Looking

Maple-Bacon and Absinth Flavored Candy

Ex “Juggy Dancer” Joanna Krupa New Pics

Pat Tillman on College Football Hall of Fame Ballot

Worst Hair in Basketball

Mena Suvari’s Huuuuge Forehead

Failed Midair Jet Refueling – Video

How Did Hulk’s Son Survive This?!

Buy Property on the Moon While You Can

Jaime King Glitters in Maxim

Joe Francis “Girls Gone Wild Magazine” April 15th Debut [Popcrunch]

Floyd Mayweather’s Massive WWE Payday [Sports By Brooks]

20 greatest show intros of all time [on205th.com]

10 reasons Bonds would jump ship to Japanese league [Epic Carnival]

Exercise: I Love to Hate It [College Candy]

Gary Busey is Insane [IDLYITW]

Remembering Lawrence King [Just Jared]

NJIT’s 0-29 Imperfect Season [Campus Clicks]

Artists Line Up For 2008 Sasquatch Festival [StereoGum]

Britney Spears Forgot to Wear Panties Again [Bastardly]

Lasar Grafitti [Heavy]

2008 Best Actress Academy Award winner Marion Cotillard’s Many Nude Scenes (NSFW) [Toxic]

Tired of watching full movies? Wanna cut right to the chase and find out what happens in the end so you can have intellectual convos with your friends about how amazing Gary Busey’s hair looked in Rookie of the Year? With the help of Movie-a-Minute we will give you a few condensed versions of your favorite classics. Check it sonnnnnnn…

Armageddon

NASA: An asteroid is coming. We are in trouble.
Nerd: You must blow it up from the inside. Probably.
NASA: Let’s teach drillers to be astronauts, on account of drilling is too hard for astronauts to learn.
Bruce Willis: Instead for a ninjillion dollars, we will only do it if we don’t have to pay taxes anymore, because audiences can relate to that.
Audience: I can relate to that. Therefore, I love it.

THE END

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