Candy, cards, jewelry… all the material goods (and cash you’ll be dropping) for this very special – commercial holiday! Hell, maybe you’re stuck alone… again this year… cringing at all the lovebirds you’ll see out and about. Either way, you have it good compared to what seven residents of the Windy City had to endure in 1929. In response to all the lovey-dovey overkill levied upon you all on this February 14th, COED gives you a special Valentine – a horrific heart-day list. So, go amaze your equally lonely friends, or simply stun your special someone with a real conversation killer thanks to these 5 things you didn’t know about the infamous and most publicized gangster hit in American history - the St. Valentine’s Day Massacre! Read the full list after the jump!


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