Gone are the days when men would rule the “tough guy” roles in film. More and more women have made their way into the leading roles where strength and tenacity are key. These women have fought everything from zombies to psychotic murderers, all while bringing class and hotness to the screen. These are the truly badass women of Hollywood and it’s time they get some recognition.

Earlier in the week, COED took a look at the “Top Five Future Superstar Hitters Of The MLB,” and now it is time to preview the future of the sport on the mound. With Roger Clemens, Pedro Martinez and Tom Glavine sipping on some tea, kicking back and counting retirement money, we’ll take a look at the top five starting pitchers that are 25-years-old or younger who are sure to be the next generation of staff aces.

So apparently, this is some guy who claims to be able to see the future. But when one of the hosts of this television show questions his abilities, he freaks. the. f**k. out. In fact, I don’t think I’ve seen anyone freak out quite this much since…. oh yeah, since this.

We’re only a few months into 2008, and it’s already turning out to be quite the year for technological breakthroughs, from Orgasmatrons to Rinspeed sQubas. With these modern marvels and more, we are well on our way into…THE FUTURE. Great job, world – keep it up.
Next on the horizon are Cyber Goggles that capture video and utilize im… Click to read more

Pittsburgh moron first tries to cash in a $1 million dollar bill at a local shop, then proceeds to reach for the store’s scanner gun to retaliate when it’s not accepted. What, is this guy from the year 2066 or something? (Pittsburgh Tribune)
Svedka Vodka: a favorite among jobless, useless New York socialites. (College Candy)
Caution to every ma… Click to read more

After a topsy-turvy season, the New York Yankees have been eliminated from the playoffs by the Cleveland Indians. Historically, outside of baseball, Yanks losing to Indians is irony at its best.
The Indians will move forward to face the red-hot Boston Red Sox for the ALCS.
The question on everybody’s mind: what is the future of Joe Torre and the Yankee… Click to read more

Nude burglar breaks in Nic Cage’s house, dons his national treasure. (Yahoo)
The smoke from a restaurant’s Chili sauce causes panic in the streets. (Times Online)
John Walters from the Office of National Drug Control Policy claims “success” in the War on Drugs. Not according to my bong… (BBC News)
Man attempting to kill a w… Click to read more

Surprise!Kids our age aren’t as downright angry at the world as everyone previously thought! We aren’t totally disaffected and kind of care about the world! AND we REALLY love our microwaves!
I haven’t quite decided if this MTV/AP poll that was just released is dead on about our generation (or the way 13-24 year olds think in general) or total bullshit. They o… Click to read more