Whether crammed into your new dorm room or still stuck in your mom’s basement, one thing every lounging area can use is a good, quality bean bag chair.

Now, you could go to Walmart and get one of those crappy chairs, filled with sucky Styrofoam balls, that looks more like a tie-dye nutsack than a piece of furniture. OR, you could get the ultra comfy Sumo Gamer bean bag chair from Sumo Lounge.

Filled with shredded, high-grade furniture foam, the Sumo Gamer is bigger, puffier and worlds more comfortable than anything else you can cram into the corner between your bunk and your desk.

And since it comes with a plush, micro-suede zip-off cover, which comes in black, red, khaki, and brown, you’ll at least be able to wash out your roommates puke (or whatever other disgusting gifts you find snuggled in.) Just be sure to check before you plop down.

Sumo Gamer:  $199

Americans are a materialistic bunch and I am no exception. And now that I’m faced with the task of moving all my stuff into a new apartment, I understand why too much stuff can be bad. My lease ends in two days; I’ve already found a new place, and I’m moving in with some good friends, but moving still sucks.

Somehow over the past year I’ve accumulated a substantial pile of sh*t, and it’s currently sitting in the center of my room. I need to dig through it, sort it out, and pack it in boxes so I can schlep it across town. Really, I need to downsize my life.

Here are the five things I’ve decided to get rid of to make this move easier. (more…)

Hey ladiiiiiiiies!

Aren’t you sick of your man going to Home Depot every weekend (word!) to buy more big-steel-things with levers and springs and stuff (uh-huh!) when he should be taking out the trash (snap, snap)?

Well the time has come, girls: Her Depot is here!

Her Depot – yes, I’m serious; that’s the moniker – is a “sister store” of the popular chain of home improvement stores…with a female twist!

Instead of purchasing important items like snowblowers and aluminum siding you can buy real home essentials like flowers, storage bins, furniture, flowers, super cute kitchen stuff, pottery and flowers.

Ladies love flowers – am I right, ladies? (more…)

Seeing George Clooney trot out of his estate clutching the “Liberator” sex ramp got me thinking: why use the Liberator?

Couldn’t you get the same effect the Liberator provides by piling up pillows into the shape of a ramp? Why does this company deserve my money?

After a bit of web sleuthing I can now see the charms in this portable coitus cushion.

Liberator products – yes, they sell much more than the sex ramp; more on that later – are IKEA-esque cushions, couches and ramps that are used for the same reason you lay down newspaper for your dog: mess control. The last thing you need is a not-so-secretive splooge stain on the futon your mom bought as a housewarming gift.

As sex props, these pieces of sexual furniture do their job. Each cushion is designed for maximum pleasure in a particular position; the “Zeppelin” acts as a “love ship” modeled for threesomes and orgies while the “Cube” (main pic is tasteful; others are NSFW) is all about space-saving sex.
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