So let’s say your favorite movie is the Patrick Swayze vehicle,  Road House. It’s moved you so much that you now want to emulate zen-bouncer Dalton in real life and instill order at your favorite roughneck hot-spot. Well, I have been a bouncer. So here are some premiere bouncing tips.
1. Wear a tuxedo shirt and black bow tie, which would create a d… Click to read more

It’s pretty amazing what someone can do with a capable animal and a lot of time on their hands. This guy trained his dog to walk up the stairs on it’s hind legs, like a person. And that you know what? It’s kind of creepy…… Click to read more

Kids, this is what happens when you do too many drugs. You end up in the street, spastically dancing like a maniac for strangers who throw coins at you and put your dumbass up on YouTube. Either that, or Japanese people are just more strange than I already thought.… Click to read more

It’s one thing to go all out on a big stunt and fail miserably. That happens all the time. It’s an entirely different thing, however, to just totally f**k up while you’re on the launch ramp.

Do you find it hard to get attention? While people talk to you, do find that their focus diverts elsewhere? What……hold on a minute…….OK, I forgot what and with who I was speaking with. I guess they didn’t get my…….ATTENTION!

Virgins have been endlessly idolized throughout history, not only as symbols of purity and innocence, but as things that are also awesome to put your d*ck in. Sure, they don’t have diseases, and yeah, their vaginas are tight. But the ‘pleasure’ aspect of that laundry list? Hardly! Here are the top 5 worst things about deflowering a virgin.

Everybody gets lucky some of the time. But all of these dudes were lucky enough to have the luckiest thing that’s ever happened to them caught on tape.… Click to read more

There are actually people out there, Americans, who actually make a living being a pet psychic—OVER THE PHONE! I sh*t you not. Let me clarify; they read your pet’s mind over the phone. Thus, here are 5 ways to fuck with a pet psychic even if you are like me and don’t even own a pet (it’s much funnier if you don’t own a pet):

You know, I have to give credit to anyone willing to get up on stage and risk life and limb in order to entertain me. But I have to give a lot more credit to anyone who can get up and keep performing after doing a double back flip to the face.

Yes, pretend you are your own evil twin! Wait, let me say that again; letting you feel the full impact of the words. BECOME YOUR OWN EVIL TWIN! What `cha talkin’ `bout, Willis?! Yes, what can be better than posing as you’re own twin sibling who happens to be your EVIL-HALF! Just like in those movies, where actors play a good/bad, duo role. It’s an acting stretch fo… Click to read more

If there’s one company out there that regrets its name, it’s the AYD’S diet plan. Maybe it wouldn’t be so bad if it just sounded exactly like the disease. But the whole weight loss thing is just too much to handle. Congrats, AYD’S, you FAILED!!

I love me some TV on-air personalities, but when they start getting Presidential appointments – I start having issues. Dr. Sanjay Gupta, CNN’s chief medical correspondent, has been approached by Barack Obama’s transition team about the U.S. surgeon general’s post, according to sources inside the transition and at CNN.

This Dutch TV show is apparently called “I Bet Can Do This!,” which is already a fail in itself. But nobody could have guessed the level of suckitude this lesbian Viking would bring upon himself trying to smash watermelons with his F’ing face. If you want to skip the chitchat, this our best bet is to jump to about 1:55 or so. That’s when… Click to read more

Before seeing this, I would have guessed that the feeling of a giant truck peeling out on top of your arm sucks about as much as something can suck. And it still might. But something tells me this dude was just too drunk to notice – and just drunk enough to save his beer.

You may have noticed that a lot of people’s lives are getting ruined right now. And you know what? Odds are that at least a few of you will have your lives ruined in a somewhat similar fashion, maybe pretty soon. Sucks to say, but it’s true. With this being the case, we suggest getting a jump on things and ruining your life in a really awesome way before fate has a chance to come along and ruin it for you. Here are some suggested methods.