Say what you will about karma and the teachings of Buddhism, but this video is pretty much as close as you can get to scientific proof that when you act like a complete douche to other people, you’re ass is going to eat sh*t, sooner or later. And in this guy’s case, it’s damn near instantaneous.

When you think of models, the first things that probably come to mind are beauty, elegance, sophistication, class and that stupid television show with Tyra Banks (No, the other one.) But when someone’s that perfect, there’s nothing greater than watching them bust their ass. So we bring to you The 13 Most Disastrous Model Runway FAILs. Remember, just because someone’s better than you doesn’t mean you can’t laugh at their public misfortune. (more…)

For the second time in the past four years, “Whiny” Tim Thomas has been bought out of his contract by the Chicago Bulls. Thomas was traded by the New York Knicks to the Bulls for Eddy Curry in 2005, and again sent by the Knicks to the Bulls for Larry Hughes in 2009.

The fact that this is the second time a Bulls/Thomas buyout has come directly after the Knicks plopped him into their laps as part of a salary dumping trade makes this situation comical.

But what takes this to maximum comedy levels is the fact that his 2005-06 buyout was approximately $15M, and this week’s buyout will cost Da Bulls another $6.5M.

So for those scoring at home, that means that the Bulls have paid Thomas a grand total of nearly $21.5M to NOT be a member of their team.

Breaking it down even further, Whiny Tim has basically gotten as much money from the Bulls to go home and play video games as the 2008 Florida Marlins paid their entire team of 25 guys to play 162 games (Their team payroll was approximately $22M).

I can understand why someone would want to be on one of these “Idol” shows, with their possibility of fame and fortune. But when you’re choosing your audition piece, I have absolutely no F’ing clue what would prompt someone into thinking that shrieking a g*ddamn black metal song will get you anywhere but YouTube. But that doesn’t make it any less awesome.

I know it’s wrong to make fun of people for things that they can’t help. But damnit, I just can’t help myself! I mean, it’s not my fault that this woman looks like a bug-eyed park goblin, lurking behind trees, waiting to breath heavily on innocent people. Somebody’s got to stand up to this kind of threat. And I’m willing to take the blame for being an asshole, and just call a spade a spade. You’re welcome.

We here at COED are strictly against the promotion of cute animals doing cute things for cute reasons. That’s just not what manhood is about. But sometimes what seems like cuteness is actually one of the weirdest things I’ve ever seen. And weird is something we can wholeheartedly support. monkey

There’s no question in my mind that women can do everything men can do, and probably better, most of the time. But once a woman becomes a mom, there are a few things she should avoid. At the top of that list, just after “stripper,” is riding dirt bikes – because when they do, it goes horribly, hilariously wrong. And this time, there’s a bonus surprise mishap, which I’m sure you’ll enjoy.

Everyone’s had a bad living experience at one point or another. Sometimes it’s the neighbors, other times it’s a sh*thead roommate. And more often than not, your landlord is a total asswipe.

But this guy, Gary takes the prize for world’s worst/most hilarious landlord of all time, as chronicled by Gabe, who started the Tumblr blog, Stranger than Eviction. It’s basically just a running list of the sheer insanity of Gary. So if you like laughing your ass off at crazy shenanigans, I highly recommend checking this out.

HINT: Skip to page 2, and read from the bottom up to follow the whole story.

Read all about Gary, the world’s worst landlord, here!

According to the description of this video, this guy’s neighbor called the cops on him for shooting off fireworks behind his house. So to get back at him, he does what any normal person would do, and hides in his trash can, and scares the ever-living sh*t out of him. Luckily, the guy had the forethought to catch the whole thing on tape.

I’m not exactly sure what it is about humans that makes us want to do stupid stunts just for the hell of it. But whatever it is, I’m sure as hell happy it exists. Take this girl  for instance – she wants to jump across this dry creek. She goes for it… and fails, big time. Then cries when she lands on her head. Hooray for humans!