Monday, February 13th, 2012
By Neal - Johns Hopkins
We sent COED correspondents Yang Miller and Shawn Wickens to check out the absolute mayhem that was sure to go down at the midnight NYC premiere of Star Wars Episode 1 The Phantom Menace in 3D. As you can see, it was pure pandemonium. A dozen years later, we know one thing for sure – Jar Jar Binks is one likable dude. Highlights include all the girls there to s… Click to read more
Monday, February 13th, 2012
By Neal - Johns Hopkins
No matter how positive you are, Mondays blow goats. No matter what you do, you just can’t get motivated to do anything productive. You’re literally and figuratively stumbling around, unfocused and aimless. Well, let us make your Monday productivity even worse! The Monday Stumble is when we take to StumbleUpon to stumble upon a bunch of random wtf photos. Th… Click to read more
Sunday, February 12th, 2012
By Ned
I know that sometimes it can be hard to get the crew together to Sunday Funday (yes, it can be a verb). Your friends will have endless excuses: they partied like a rock star the night before, they plan on watching some college basketball in peace and quiet, or you’re just friends with p*ssies. Going out to watch Star Wars in 3D might be a great excuse to get drunk or h… Click to read more
Saturday, February 11th, 2012
By Neal - Johns Hopkins
In late January, #30WaysToMakeAGirlSmile was trending on Twitter so we put together a list for the ages. We imagine the majority of girls did NOT flash them pearls after reading it, but the ones that did should give us a call. Today, it appears #GirlsShould is trending so we thought we’d throw our 2 cents into the mix based off the top images from that hash… Click to read more
Saturday, February 11th, 2012
By Neal - Johns Hopkins
So, I’m chillin’ on the couch nursing the well deserved hangover I acquired getting over-served at our Trashy Spring Break party at Otto’s Shrunken Head last night. My roommate comes in and puts on FOX News to watch “The Five“. We both acknowledge how f*cking hot the women are on the network then we see Greg Gutfeld ask Kim if s… Click to read more
Friday, February 10th, 2012
By Neal - Johns Hopkins
I wanted to title this “Frat dude chugs big c*** at the AVN Expo” (you’ll see why) but knowing my luck that’s when friggin’ Coca-Cola or Ford or Verizon will randomly decide to check out our site to see if they should spend dolla dolla bills with us. You may remember a couple weeks ago, J-Train the Frat Dude wrecked the red carpet… Click to read more
Friday, February 10th, 2012
By Neal - Johns Hopkins
Back when Conan was the host of Late Night, he had a hilarious skit called, “If They Mated” where he’d take pics of two celebs that are rumored to be (or are) hooking up and mesh them together to give us a horrid photo of the fugliest looking offspring. Why do I bring this up? Because after Lana Del Rey “bombed” on SNL, Daniel Radcl… Click to read more
Friday, February 10th, 2012
By Neal - Johns Hopkins
Last week, we showed you Mitt Romney controlling airplane chips with his mind, Daniel Radcliffe trollin’ woman in the black, Eli Manning and Nic Cage getting the wax figure treatment, Verne Troyer’s jazz hands. This week’s Freaky Friday features f*cked up figure skater faces, Insane Clown Posse’s lil sister, meat leggings, middle finger barb… Click to read more
Thursday, February 9th, 2012
By Neal - Johns Hopkins
Do you like the late 90s / early 00′s? Do you like Wes Anderson movies? Do you enjoy slow motion shots? Do you… DID you pump Ja Rule in your mom’s SUV? Then Slacktory has delivered onto you a supercut for the ages. I don’t know if there are two entities further apart on the spectrum than quirky prepstar Wes Anderson characters and the qua… Click to read more
Thursday, February 9th, 2012
By Neal - Johns Hopkins
I’m like Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite. For years on end I’ve dreamt of the time when I could go back in time to high school and completely dominate. So, the appeal of going back as an undercover cop seems even cooler. If you feel the same way, then you need to take a seat at Captain Dickson’s desk. The mean mugged Ice Cube will be playing the… Click to read more
Thursday, February 9th, 2012
By COED Staff
February 9th is Charlie Day’s birthday. The “Wild Card” has come a long way since his acting debut as “Mailroom Kid” in the 2000 TV movie, “Mary and Rhoda”. His turn in “Horrible Bosses” brought him to a new level of celebrity and landed him a guest host gig on SNL. So, we thought we’d celebrat… Click to read more
Wednesday, February 8th, 2012
By COED Staff
Jimmy Kimmel tapes his show in the heart of Hollywood. Outside his theater on Hollywood Blvd there are a collection of characters who gather outside to take pictures with tourists. Some are dressed like movie characters, some are dressed like superheroes, but all of them make their money off tips so you can imagine the competition for this tip money can be fi… Click to read more
Wednesday, February 8th, 2012
By Neal - Johns Hopkins
We’ve tweaked the title of our WTF news of the week column. Do you like it? If you’re not familiar, Fark.com is a community website created by Drew Curtis that allows members to comment on a daily batch of news articles and other items from various websites. In this week’s What the Fark, we feature a sexier kind of Freeze Tag, a new reason to be horrified by spiders, John Goodman’s creepy adoption, a mom who has a special bond with her boy, the new meaning for Senioritis, and much more. Click to read more.
Wednesday, February 8th, 2012
By Neal - Johns Hopkins
I only just discovered the word “betch” when the first “Sh*t Girls Say” video released, but according to the College Candy chicks, it’s been around for a while. Sorry for not knowing catty sorority girl vernacular. Guess I should cross dress and infiltrate their ranks? That always turns out well. Anyway, this is a spoof of t… Click to read more
Tuesday, February 7th, 2012
By Neal - Johns Hopkins
Last time we saw comedian Pat Stansik, he was pre-gaming for Michigan’s games against the Cornhuskers and Buckeyes. This time around he tackles the serious hot button issue that’s on the tip of everyone’s tongues: Stereotypes. Why do we like them so much? Because they make life easier. Sort, categorize, group – bingo bango. Who n… Click to read more