June 27th is Tobey Maguire’s birthday. On this day, the actor best known for his role as Peter Parker in the Spider-Man movie franchise turns 36. While Spider-Man 1 and 2 fared fairly well financially and with fans (say that 10 times fast), Spider-Man 3 is widely considered to be a train-wreck. The flop also gave us some of Tobey’s best facial expressions. We’re not completely sure why his more dramatic reactions are so damn hilarious, but we think he should seriously consider a future in comedy. Lord knows his poker face is no laughing matter. Check out the pics after the jump.

Ya know, we throw around the word “hot” a lot these days. When it comes to women, “hot” most often refers to their look, to how beautiful, sexy, or pretty they are. But, there’s one variable that can infinitely boost a woman’s hotness: personality. A 5 can become a 7 with the right attitude, outlook, and behavior. While most women list “sense of humor” as one of their turn-ons, we dudes also crave a partner who can goof around and not take life so seriously (just like The Joker). So, today, we’re giving sexy a smiley face with this gallery of hot girls making funny faces that will make you grin. Check ‘em out after the jump!

Leave it to America to declare a national holiday for something that originated in Mexico. And why wouldn’t we? Especially when it brings so much joy and bridge generational gaps. Like any strange creature from a strange land, tequila can teach you something new and emphasize the importance of variety .