If you’re strongly of the opinion that the world of video game racing is sorely lacking in the lasers department, then head over to the Blazing Lazers demo site for the aptly-titled Super Laser Racers.

Fusing top-down race action with the type of blast-and-move business that made Geometry Wars such a frenzied affair, the title keeps things perky with Survivor and Eliminator modes, plus online leagues and a track editor to boot.

A must for all speed demons with dreams of causing destruction with a plasma cannon or laser mine, you can cop the full game for less than ten bucks this Friday by clicking here.

Surprisingly, stoned sex is one of the things on many girls’4/20 to-“do” lists that they just haven’t gotten around to. Before you jump right in this Monday, however, I thought I would do a little research and analysis for ya. Here’s what I would imagine, and what I have learned, could go wrong during some blazed boo-tay.

Cotton mouth kisses – Now this is one thing many girls have had the displeasure of experiencing. Unless you plan ahead and strategically place a 32 oz. Nalgene of water next to your bed, you may be in for a sticky situation. Think about it – kissing doesn’t really work that well without the spit.

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This certainly isn’t the first time you’ve seen a video of beer pong trick shots on this Site, and it definitely won’t be the last – but that’s because there’s just something about beer pong trick shots on a Friday that gets you in the mood for a weekend of partying. These guys, however, seem like they spend a hell of a lot more time on the pong part of beer pong than anything. And… it’s amazing.

Too hot and bothered to get up off the couch but sick of sitting there with drops of sweat slowly dripping down your back? Check out five classic video games that’ll take you a world away from the sticky heat… (more…)

Don’t get me wrong – being young and having fun is as important as anything in life. But assuming you live past the age of 28, there are a few things that you just can’t get away with, without reaping some serious consequences. Here are  the top 10 things you do when you’re young that, when looking back, make you wonder how you could have been such a complete and total dumbass.  (Image used courtesy of The Lizard Man) (more…)

Everybody gets lucky some of the time. But all of these dudes were lucky enough to have the luckiest thing that’s ever happened to them caught on tape.

If you pay attention to the news, you may have noticed that a lot of people’s lives are getting ruined right now. People are losing their jobs, their life savings, and in places like Palestine, their lives. And you know what? Odds are that at least a few of you will have your lives ruined in a somewhat similar fashion, maybe pretty soon. Sucks to say, but it’s true. With this being the case, we suggest getting a jump on things and ruining your life in a really awesome way before fate has a chance to come along and ruin it for you. Here are some suggested methods. (more…)

Without a bottle opener, most drinkers are left to helplessly wander around aimlessly, until someone opens it for them or they find a bottle opener. These guys, on the other hand, can open a beer in so many ways, it’ll make you feel like less of a man just for not having thought of the techniques yourself. Watch and learn…

Mastering the art of beer funneling is an absolute must for any true weekend warrior.

If you have built up such a high tolerance to alcohol that it takes twelve beers to get your buzz on then you are ready to transition from beer drinker to beer bong extraordinaire.

Here are a few tips and tricks of the trade to get you ready for the best night of drinking and quite possibly the worst hang over of your life. But no fear because as we know chick dig beer funnels!

Do’s:

1) Do make sure that the plastic funnel is securely fastened to the plastic hose via a heavy-duty plumbers hose clamp. The idea is to get the beer in you, not on you.

2) Do make sure to frequently stop by the urinal and piss your brains out so you are ready for the next round, it will empty your stomach, make you less bloated and in turn decrease your chance of puking.

3) Do start out with a light beer such as, Bud Light, Miller Lite, Coor’s Light so your stomach does not explode like your first orgasm. (more…)

Car Doesn’t Notice Kids Skate Ramp – Watch more free videos

At first this seems like a simple accident of a car running over some kids’ skateboard ramp and completely f**king the thing up in the process. Then the slow-mo hits, and you see what those kids saw close-up – and will remember for the rest of their lives. A thing this awesome stays with you. My guess is, their hobbies are a few years from getting a lot more dangerous.