I am sure most people are aware that Bob Saget has a dirty mind. The star of Full House and America’s Funniest Home Videos has become quite famous for his stand up comedy because of how foul mouthed and sexually explicit it is. He’s far from the Danny Tanner that most people remember from Full House, but what if he were to direct a Full House reunion today? It would be borderline pornographic and potentially hilarious and/or a total defamation of the popular family friendly sitcom. See how things would pan out along with Bob’s best stand up bits after the jump.

Growing up is hard. Especially when you’re famous at a very early age. Many child actors are unable to lead a normal childhood and turn to the fast lane, Hollywood lifestyle of drugs and booze. Some, like Drew Barrymore, are able to pull out of the tailspin, some fade into oblivion (to the dismay of their fans), and others look like they’ve never aged! Hell, you might be watching a child star on your TV or in the theater later and not even know it! So, buckle up, hop in our DeLorean, ‘cuz we’re doin’ a little time travel with these “Then and Now” pics of famous faces.

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You know Bob Saget from his stint on Full House where he played the fun loving neat freak dad, Danny Tanner. But don’t let the lessons he taught DJ, Stephanie and Michelle fool ya. Saget’s comedy is raunchy, he’s a real Rated-R S.O.B. (If you don’t believe me check out this clip called “Danny Tanner Was Not Gay.”)
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