Have you ever found yourself so bored with the shameless repetition of holiday specials that you crave some violence? By about the billionth time you’ve seen A Christmas Story, you really do want Ralphy to shoot his eyeball out with that bee-bee gun, complete with blood and gore. The holiday season can leave us all quite a bit jaded with the overload of cheer and glee to the point of being toxic. For that kind of depression, nothing brightens up one’s day more than a horror movie to turn this festive time of year on its candy-coated ass. Here is a list of some much needed counter-programming.

Frost Suicide
Location New Hampshire
Age 24
Into:
Tattoos, food, drinking, movies,
shows, nekidness, diet pepsi, pretty
hair, metal, punk, learning to 2-step,
Not Into:
Smokers, egos, shitty bands, clowns,
commercials, lima beans, silvers,
shitty tattoos, eyebrow rings, work,
Makes her happy:
Good friends, metal scene, sex, booze,
food, my child, ad… Click to read more