Happy Friday the 13th everyone! Besides bad luck, the thing most associated with today is Jason Voorhees and his love of ridiculous murders. Jason loves murdering people so much that he always seems to find an inexplicable way to come back to life. Of course, Jason is a fictional character and it’s good that there isn’t a masked man trying to f*ck up your house p… Click to read more

When a good movie ends up being a big box-office success, studios automatically think ‘sequel’ no matter what happened in the previous installment. It makes sense when called for (loose ends, other plausible storylines, etc.) but producers have a way of running something into the ground until it’s no longer profitable. Today, we view anything beyond a trilogy as overkill but before the 70s, it was commonplace to pump out a sequel EVERY year. Some series have 21 or more installments. Thank the Big Man upstairs TV came along. Anyway, check out our list of film franchises with way too many sequels and let us know if we missed any in the comments after the jump.

Happy (or Unhappy) Friday the 13th! While I’m sure that most of you think that your lives are constantly subjected to misfortune, you need to realize that you’re just like everyone else: looking to blame something other than your own d@mn self. So get out from under your bed and realize how lucky you are… unless you’re one of the following people. These guys really have a sh*tty deck. Check out the unlucky SOBs after the jump!

They’re beautiful. They’re fearless. They’re usually running frantically in slow-mo, allowing you to fully notice who didn’t wear a bra to the haunted house. But as the nightmare (on or off Elm Street) continues, you soon realize the women of horror movies all have something in common- great boobs, excellent asses…kinda lacking in the brains department, however.

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I hate Halloween. I have always hated Halloween. One of the first pictures anyone ever took of me is in a pumpkin costume at age 4, crying my eyes out. I don’t hate other people who like Halloween, but the holiday itself makes me so pissed that when prompted to write a Halloween article I refused to write a positive one.
So if you want to hear about why Hallowe… Click to read more

Yeah, yeah, we know – it’s 2008. So why talk about the movies of 2009 so soon?
With the advent of viral marketing and extremely early teaser trailers being leaked eons before a movie is scheduled for release, you can never be too early to start talking about films. Hell, you’re lucky this list isn’t about the most anticipated movies o… Click to read more

With Halloween coming up, it’s prime-time to watch a horror movie – but where? Are any movies worth watching in theaters this weekend? What’s new on DVD? Do drive-in theaters still exist?
No worries, moviegoer – these questions and more will be answered after the jump.… Click to read more

The best part of Friday the 13th is watching all the movies on TV. Here is the schedule for tonight…… Click to read more