Today must be Mets Appreciation Day at COED. First, we posted 5 reasons why Mets fans shouldn’t give up on the team in 2012 then we get this awesome video from Chess Club Comedy in which David Wright dominates a game of “Icebreakers” during freshman Orientation. It’s rare that you have a YouTube video where everyone in the sketch nails their part, but we got one here. Btw, I love all the women in the skit, but I know you’re asking “Who’s the hot one?” Her name’s Allison Brown and you can see more of her here. You’re welcome.

Here’s another one of those awesome fight videos that just make you smile. In this situation, some senior and his friends start messing with a freshman outside of his crib. The kid in red starts running his mouth and throws the first punch. Not only does he get his a** handed to him (you can hear the punches smacking his face), but he then gets thrown off the street when the freshman’s dad sees what’s happening and comes out. Not a good look for you buddy. Video after the jump!

Relatively cheap, easily accessible and arguably the ‘mildest’ form of extracurricular (and illicit) activities, weed will most likely be at the party you’re attending. So, what now, Fresh Meat? You didn’t live in a box or a bubble prior to college, but your experience with the herb is little to none. Let COED be your pusher man – er, I mean – “guide” for a Freshman’s first time toking!

So class is back in session and you’re pumped up for another crazy year on campus. Except for one thing. The girl who used to hook up with you last year suddenly decided you’re way too immature. Forget about her and use these 5 Keys to Hooking Up With Incoming Freshmen to score a new girl instead. And work is a pretty strong word for how easy it is to hook up with these fresh young coeds. All you have to do is say you’re a senior…and you’re as good as in.

It’s almost time to go back to school and for freshmen that means taking your first college courses. Just like roommates, professors break down into 7 distinct types. To check out the Old Tenure, The Hottie, The “I Went To Woodstock” and four other types of professors you’ll have in college, click here!.

Follow these steps and you will become one of the most popular college freshman: After being in high school for four years, college freshman are sometimes uneasy and timid when entering their freshman year of college. This article will show you how to stand out from the crowd, and become well known at your new school.

I really can’t give MTV’s new series “College Life” enough praise. I’m not a huge fan of the whole reality thing, but since the show is shot by the students themselves it really puts a good spin on a tired genre. We caught up with the star’s of the show Josh, Kevin, Jordan and Andrea and asked them a few questions about hooking-up, drinking, studying and if women can be considered pimps and men sluts.

Attention USA Today, thank you for telling us something that we already know. A recent study has announced that, “nearly half of college freshmen who drink alcohol spend more time drinking each week than they do studying. Students who said they had at least one drink in the past 14 days spent an average 10.2 hours a week drinking.”

Note to freshman: When living with a roommate, torture tactics allow you to claim the spot as top dog in the living arrangement.
They also allow for a valuable bonding experience as your roommate tries to laugh off the fear, confusion and, at times, utter anger he will be confronted with when you use one of the following techniques. I must say, use them sparingl… Click to read more

8 Reasons Why You MUST Hit A USC Game At Least Once This Year
And I’m talking about the USC Trojans ladies and gentlemen. Nothing against South Carolina as that is a fine choice as well. However, the Trojans have been one of the elite NCAA college teams for quite some time now.
Obviously it’s nice to go to a game when you pretty much know your team should be winning by… Click to read more

Sarah Palin Was Big Into College Hopping
Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin seems to have switched colleges at least six times in six years, including two stints at the University of Idaho before graduating from there in 1987.
Federal privacy laws prohibit the schools from disclosing her grades, and none of the schools contacted by The Ass… Click to read more

I’m a progressive girl. I’m all about equality.But give me my own bathroom.
Co-ed bathrooms are one of college’s biggest mysteries. Who thought it would be a good idea? Who decided that it would be totally cool to completely devoid college kids of any type of privacy? Did none of the inventors of co-ed bathrooms ever have a crush?
And if they did, how coul… Click to read more