Forget gaining the dreaded freshman 15. These students took it to the next level by turning their dining hall meals into an cholesterol-level-raising race to see who could get a heart attack first. Guess they’re lucky that sweats are all the rage in college because there’s no way that they’re fitting into anything that doesn’t involve an elastic waistband.

Universities breed thinkers, creators, and sinners. Attending college will prepare you for all of life’s difficulties, and will teach you valuable lessons that will stay with you (herpes), for the rest of your life. So make the most our of your 6 year college stint and get your fair share of sinning in while you can.

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