OK, so I understand that this maybe isn’t a practical use for a computer, but why the f**k can’t they do this? Granted, this video is in French, so I don’t actually have any clue what the hell is going on here – but so what? Whatever it is, it’s f**king awesome.

The first day of summer has just come and gone, meaning you have an open schedule for 90 days to accomplish anything you would like until fall arrives and classes begin.

Sure, you could booze your days away by the pool–but if you want to do something more significant with your life and start this fall semester a better person, take a look at COED’s “90 Days To A Better Life.”

With hard work and dedication, all these things can be accomplished before September 21st.

COED’s 90 Days To A Better Life after the jump! (more…)

This 27-year-old French model may not be that big in the US just yet, but she’s finally getting some much deserved State-side exposure. Luckily for you, she likes her exposure bikini-clad.

Check out Jennifer Lamiraqui’s “International Babe of the Day” gallery

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Jennifer Lamiraqui is a French model that you’ve seen in the pages of Elle and Maxim. And no, she’s not dead. It’s called a “beauty sleep.” We promise.

Visit Gorilla Mask to View Jennifer Lamiraqui’s Full Gallery

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Gone are the days of voluptuous French vixen, actress and model, Brigitte Bardot acting on our screens with her fierce beauty and a hot accent. Today, this knockout of yester-year has been replaced with an over-Botoxed bigot, who looks more like a zombie than a cover model.

Unfortunately, she just got hit with $24, 880 fine by a Paris court for “provoking discrimination and racial hatred for writing that Muslims are destroying France,” reports the AP.

Since nothing about hate-crimes are sexy, we’re here to redeem her tattered image, and remind you of better days with our “Tribute to a Beautiful Bigot” Brigitte Bardot photo gallery!

Check out Brigitte Bardot’s full gallery after the jump! (more…)

The NY Post is reporting that Tony Parker has been cheating on his wife Eva Longoria with a French model named Alexandra Paressant.

Paressant told the Post that “she met Parker at his July wedding, and after weeks of exchanging explicit text messages they had their first tryst in September at the Park Hyatt Hotel in Paris.”

“She further revealed that some of Parker’s sexual fantasies were not fulfilled by his wife Eva that led to the fling.”

“We had room service. He said that Eva, sexually speaking, does not want to do certain things. She does not want to make love in front of a mirror, does not like [a] certain position and thinks that sperm gives acne,” Paressant told US Weekly.

So who is this Alexandra Paressant lady that’s been rocking Tony Parker’s world better than Eva Longoria, who happens to be #10 on COED’s list of 2007’s Hottest Athlete Wives?

Alexandra Paressant is a sexy French model that has a history of being a raving psycho.

Read why Paressant is a nutjob and check out her gallery after the jump! (more…)

Kadour Ziani, the world’s best slam dunker, has a vertical leap of over 5 feet and put anyone you’ve ever seen in the dunk contest to shame.

Check out the video and watch him throw down double windmills, 360’s over people and make the Michael Jordan foul-shot line dunk look easy…