This weekend’s entries feature a social network, a social worker, a socially awkward vampire child, douchebags, lack of ballbags, hatchet wounds, chain letters, and number crunchers. Now quit livestreaming your gay roommate’s sexual jaunts and “poke” this preview column…

Yeah, yeah, we know – it’s 2008. So why talk about the movies of 2009 so soon?
With the advent of viral marketing and extremely early teaser trailers being leaked eons before a movie is scheduled for release, you can never be too early to start talking about films. Hell, you’re lucky this list isn’t about the most anticipated movies o… Click to read more