I’ve always thought that adults who devote their lives to television for children were a bit odd (sorry Mr. Rogers!). But never, in my entire life, have I seen a kids television show that so thoroughly rattled my foundations of what is good and holy in this world as this freaky hippie dude, who tries to teach yoga to children through the use of terrifying farm animals and too many hugs.

After his mother canceled his World of Warcraft account, this kid freaks out like Jar Jar Binks trying to kick a PCP habit. In fact, he get so insanely pissed, his f**king clothes melt off, and he tries to shove a remote up his ass. Seriously. Fortunately for us, his brother had the wherewithal to quickly sneak a video camera into the kid’s room, capturing the entire frightening scene on tape. Unfortunately for the kid, every girl he knows has now seen his giant WoW vagina.

At first glance, these super hotties seem perfectly normal – in fact, they look a hell of a lot better than most people. But take a closer look and you realize they’re more like something from the Coney Island Freak Show than world-famous sex symbols. From Megan Fox’s nubby  toe thumbs to Carolina Kurkova’s cyborg belly, these five beauties put the “freak” in “Freakin’ hot!”

Check out Freakin’ Hot or Freakshow after the break!

At first glance, these super hotties seem perfectly normal – in fact, they look a hell of a lot better than most people. But take a closer look and you realize they’re more like something from the Coney Island Freak Show than world-famous sex symbols. From nubby thumbs to cyborg bellies, these five beauties put the “freak” in “Freakin’ hot!”

Check out Freakin’ Hot or Freakshow after the break! (more…)