Four years is a long time, but the wait has been well worth it. Next Friday kicks off the 2010 FIFA World Cup in South Africa and we’re pumped  to watch the games and pray for some traditional soccer hooligan brawls. But we’re even more excited to check out the ultra sexy superfans from around the world. We’re talking international smokesho… Click to read more

• My money’s on the guy with the Rubber Face

• Songs Disowned by the People Who Made Them

• Total Eclipse of the Heart, Literally

• Brad Pitt’s Got His Hash Pipe

• Mr. Belding: The Karaoke Album

…Dammit…
I was hoping for a large gaping black hole that would only suck up Creationists and whiny hippies bitching about the collider’s affect on global warming and the f*cking manatee. At the very least, it should suck up the French right? Alas, no such luck.
The Large Hadron Collider – a $9 billion particle accelerator designed… Click to read more

In a very quiet move outside of New York, the Knicks acquired Patrick Ewing Jr. from the Houston Rockets in exchange for the draft rights for Frederic Weis.  This trade is hilarious/awesome/strange on so many levels.
Knicks fans may finally be able to rejoice and get closure on the infamous 1999 Draft seletion of Weis over local hero and St. John’s ball… Click to read more

The tennis world received quite a blow today as super-hottie superstar Ana Ivanovic lost her 2nd round US Open match to the 188th ranked Clemson grad Julie Coin. The loss marks the earliest exit of a number one seed in the Open’s 40 year history.
We here at COED are crushed to see our favorite felt-whacker receive such a crushing blow so early in the tourna… Click to read more

As we can see from the picture above, there is plenty more to be excited about than just soccer in this year’s Euro2008. The diehard female supporters of this years Euro2008 teams are just one more reason why we’ve been glued to the TV for every game.
Check out the girls from yeterday’s Euro2008 matches too!
After the jump check out today’s match-ups and s… Click to read more

This 27-year-old French model may not be that big in the US just yet, but she’s finally getting some much deserved State-side exposure. Luckily for you, she likes her exposure bikini-clad.
Check out Jennifer Lamiraqui’s “International Babe of the Day” gallery

Click the images to view the full galleries… Click to read more

Jennifer Lamiraqui is a French model that you’ve seen in the pages of Elle and Maxim. And no, she’s not dead. It’s called a “beauty sleep.” We promise.
Visit Gorilla Mask to View Jennifer Lamiraqui’s Full Gallery

Click the image to view full galleries.… Click to read more

Gone are the days of voluptuous French vixen, actress and model, Brigitte Bardot acting on our screens with her fierce beauty and a hot accent. Today, this knockout of yester-year has been replaced with an over-Botoxed bigot, who looks more like a zombie than a cover model.
Unfortunately, she just got hit with $24, 880 fine by a Paris court for “provoki… Click to read more

Elza Suicide
Age 20
Location France
Cool:
Tattoos, tattooing, drawing, painting,
learning, lowbrow art, savage love
column, fashion, yard sales,
nightclubs, japanese food, modeling,
acting, comic books, Joss Whedon
Not Cool:
Existentialism, 6th and market after
midnight, la migrascales, broken
pencils.
Makes her happy:
Kitties, shoes, tattoos, m… Click to read more