• My money’s on the guy with the Rubber Face

• 10 Hit Songs Disowned by the People Who Made Them Famous

• Total Eclipse of the Heart, Literally

• Brad Pitt’s Got His Hash Pipe

• Mr. Belding: The Karaoke Album

…Dammit…

I was hoping for a large gaping black hole that would only suck up Creationists and whiny hippies bitching about the collider’s affect on global warming and the f*cking manatee. At the very least, it should suck up the French right? Alas, no such luck.

The Large Hadron Collider – a $9 billion particle accelerator designed to simulate conditions of the Big Bang that created the physical Universe – was switched on at 0732 GMT to cheers and applause from experts gathered to witness the event. (more…)

In a very quiet move outside of New York, the Knicks acquired Patrick Ewing Jr. from the Houston Rockets in exchange for the draft rights for Frederic Weis.  This trade is hilarious/awesome/strange on so many levels.

Knicks fans may finally be able to rejoice and get closure on the infamous 1999 Draft seletion of Weis over local hero and St. John’s baller, Ron Artest.  Obviously, Weis – yes, the man Vince Carter dunked on by literally jumping over his entire body – isn’t going to come over from France anytime soon to play for the Rockets – but how hysterical is it now that both Artest and Weis are on the same roster – in Houston, of all places. (more…)

The tennis world received quite a blow today as super-hottie superstar Ana Ivanovic lost her 2nd round US Open match to the 188th ranked Clemson grad Julie Coin. The loss marks the earliest exit of a number one seed in the Open’s 40 year history.

We here at COED are crushed to see our favorite felt-whacker receive such a crushing blow so early in the tournament. And although it is certain Ivanovic will lose her status as the No. 1 player in the world, she still remains our #1 seed as COED’s Sexiest Athlete of the 2008 US Open.

Check Out All the Babes of the 2008 US Open Here.

As we can see from the picture above, there is plenty more to be excited about than just soccer in this year’s Euro2008. The diehard female supporters of this years Euro2008 teams are just one more reason why we’ve been glued to the TV for every game.

Check out the girls from yeterday’s Euro2008 matches too!

After the jump check out today’s match-ups and see the teams’ girls. (more…)

This 27-year-old French model may not be that big in the US just yet, but she’s finally getting some much deserved State-side exposure. Luckily for you, she likes her exposure bikini-clad.

Check out Jennifer Lamiraqui’s “International Babe of the Day” gallery

Click the images to view the full galleries

Jennifer Lamiraqui is a French model that you’ve seen in the pages of Elle and Maxim. And no, she’s not dead. It’s called a “beauty sleep.” We promise.

Visit Gorilla Mask to View Jennifer Lamiraqui’s Full Gallery

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Gone are the days of voluptuous French vixen, actress and model, Brigitte Bardot acting on our screens with her fierce beauty and a hot accent. Today, this knockout of yester-year has been replaced with an over-Botoxed bigot, who looks more like a zombie than a cover model.

Unfortunately, she just got hit with $24, 880 fine by a Paris court for “provoking discrimination and racial hatred for writing that Muslims are destroying France,” reports the AP.

Since nothing about hate-crimes are sexy, we’re here to redeem her tattered image, and remind you of better days with our “Tribute to a Beautiful Bigot” Brigitte Bardot photo gallery!

Check out Brigitte Bardot’s full gallery after the jump! (more…)

Elza Suicide
Age 20
Location France

Cool:
Tattoos, tattooing, drawing, painting,
learning, lowbrow art, savage love
column, fashion, yard sales,
nightclubs, japanese food, modeling,
acting, comic books, Joss Whedon

Not Cool:
Existentialism, 6th and market after
midnight, la migrascales, broken
pencils.

Makes her happy:
Kitties, shoes, tattoos, my fabolous
friends, my family, fashion, painting,
chocolate, silly kids, neat art.

Makes her sad:
Being broke, homeless children,
what’s happening all over the world.

Fave Bands:
Justice, Wolfmother, Iggy Pop
Rufus Wrainwright, Blondie
Marilyn Manson, The Cramps
Edith Piaff, Suburban Lawns
The Sonics

Fave Films:
The Million Dollar Hotel, Crybaby
Lost Highway, Natural Born Killers
Lucinda’s Spell, Labyrinth
Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Check out Elza’s complete Suicide Girl Profile