As real Americans, we’re all about celebrating constitutions, revolutions, and any excuse to light fireworks in crowded places. So that’s why we’re going all out today by celebrating Bastille Day in the most respectful way possible. We’re showcasing their constitutional right as french models to pose seductively while wearing very little clothing.

Still laying in bed in a drunken stupor over the fact that the US Team didn’t pull a 1980s Miracle? Well cheer up because even though we’re out of the World Cup doesn’t mean that we’re out of amazing photos of sexy superfans. So show your true American colors by spending your Monday at work checking out hot chicks.

The U.S fans have more than made up for the fact that they never watched soccer before the World Cup. The fans are looking more patriotic than ever and we’re pretty sure these latest superfan photos will blow the competition out of the water. So get out your vuvuzela, throw away your drafted letter to get that ref fired, and get ready to call in sick to work tomorrow to help cheer on the U.S Soccer Team.

The vuvuzelas aren’t the only things getting a rise out of us at the 2010 World Cup. The sexy superfans are also continuing to get us hot and bothered every time we turn on the TV. So hot and bothered that we debated emptying out our bank accounts just to buy the plane tickets to see these super fine fans in person, But decided to spend the the entire day looking at these amazing photos of the sexiest superfans instead.

The action keeps heating up in the 2010 FIFA World Cup and everyone is doing their part cheering on their country’s team. But what if your country sucks at playing soccer… like China? Well, do what these gorgeous Chinese models have done and give your body to the World Cup. No, we’re not talking about prostitution. We’re talking about using bodypaint to let everyone know exactly what team you’re cheering for. Because nothing says I’ll do whatever it takes to be involved in the excitement like painting yourself with pride.

There’s something extremely sexy about a well-informed woman who not only knows how to read a teleprompter, but also how to seduce people simply by reading off the headlines. Today we’re pitting two of the world’s sexiest newscasters against each other so we can finally determine which country has the hottest reporters. Representing America is ESPN’s very own Erin Andrews and representing France is the the viral sensation, French journalist Melissa Theuriau. Be a good journalist and do a little (photo) research before you make a decision.

The competition during the games isn’t the only thing heating up at the World Cup. The Sexy Superfans are getting hotter by the day and we’re having some major trouble deciding which country has the sexiest fans. The only thing we did figure out was that it doesn’t matter which teams win, because as long as these smoking hot photos keep surfacing, we’re all going home feeling like champions.

While you were prepping for the World Cup by buying a 3D TV and frantically googling the rules of soccer, erotic actress from Germany and Australia were psyching up their countries by posing nude. The super sexy models weren’t hiding their team spirit when they decked themselves out in patriotic body paint. Which country had the sexier models? You’ll have to decide that for yourself.

Remember the last time you went to a big sporting event and the female fans went all out by showing their team spirit in every which way possible? No? Well that’s probably because you were stuck in America where women throw on a baseball hat and quietly cheer for their team. Not so at the 2010 World Cup where women deck themselves out in team spirit and show us the true meaning of a sexy superfan.

Cartman did not take the news well, and prompty kicked the crap out of a French Kid

Ernest Hemingway did it. So did Julia Child , Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and Roman Polanski, who found it a wonderful place to hide from American authorities for 30 years to avoid trial for raping a child.
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Four years is a long time, but the wait has been well worth it. Next Friday kicks off the 2010 FIFA World Cup in South Africa and we’re pumped  to watch the games and pray for some traditional soccer hooligan brawls. But we’re even more excited to check out the ultra sexy superfans from around the world. We’re talking international smokesho… Click to read more

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