There’s a damn good reason why no one at Fox Broadcasting has ever given the thumbs up to a live action version of The Simpsons that stayed true to the anatomy of the characters- it’s scientifically impossible and the amount of nightmares such a thing would deliver is inconceivable… but a Mexican sketch-comedy program has defied nature and opened up a Pandora’s Box upon an unsuspecting audience. This is what happens when you accidentally hit “SAP” on your television remote while watching The Simpsons on LSD! I don’t know what’s more frightening: the doll-like, lifeless stare of their buggy eyes or seeing a man painted yellow dressed as Marge struggling to walk in a dress. Watch this video monstrosity for yourself and pray something like this never happens to Futurama!

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There was once a time when animated sitcoms were all the rage in the wake of shows like The Simpsons and King of the Hill. It seemed like every network threw their hat into the ring at some point. However, many of these shows were either mega ratings bombs or were canned for not pulling in Simpsons-esque numbers. As a result, these series were canceled after their first season, several before their entire run had finished. These are a few of the unlucky ones that never found their place on network television, though most of them enjoy relatively decent success on cable and DVD. See our top 8 picks after the jump!

This week’s viewing schedule is jam-packed with action, adventure, and bad vocals. There are some new shows premiering this week as well as some old favorites returning. So warm up your channel-changing thumb and get ready for some action!

Now that all that holiday hubbub is over, it is time to settle back in to a satisfying and rewarding TV schedule. A lot of shows are premiering this week, so try not to get too overwhelmed. Here are the shows that we’re looking forward to.

V – ABC – Tuesday, January 4, 9 p.m. (ET)
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This week in TV brings you a few treats to jingle your bells. Prepare for a series premiere, two season finales, and…Doctor Who Christmas! We’re putting these shows on our nice list.

Previously, we brought you the 5 Sexiest Sitcom Stars of All-Time and the 10 Best Bros on Television. Now, not all the bros on that list could get with those sexy sitcom stars, but THESE 5 fictional ladies men of TV Land would definitely get the job done. Take note of their seduction methods and watch your Q score skyrocket. Who’s #1? Find out after the jump!

Christmas is fast approaching, bringing with it countless special Christmas episode and season finales. And let’s face facts…nothing brings more Christmas cheer than watching the season finale of Dexter with those you love.

Minute to Win It – NBC – Tuesday, December 7, 8 p.m. (ET)
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This week in television will bring you plenty of creepiness and a little bit of reality. So, tune in and freak out.

The show Glee has been a monster hit. The recipe of celebrity cameos, acapella covers of pop hits, and a feel good story has everybody buzzing about the show. Sounds like a cheesy show for girls, right? Wrong.
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This is a hot, hot week in television. There are a lot of premieres, so this week’s column is just the tip of the iceberg! Dive in at your own risk.

Super TV creator J.J Abrams has teamed up with Fox to create a show all about Alcatraz, America’s most notorious prison. They’re keeping it pretty underwraps for now, but we’re psyched to see what its going to be about. But even if it doesn’t live up to the hype, there are still of ton of new Fall shows we can’t wait to see. At the very least it will make up for all the horrible summer programming and the super lame VMAS.

Fall is coming soon. You could use this valuable time to watch football, carve pumpkins, or do your usual apple pickin’. But we have a better idea for you…turn on your television and see what there is to offer! These new shows will make you laugh, smile, cry, sigh, and maybe even chaff. It’s time to start planning your fall schedule. Here are some of our favorite picks.

Reality shows dominate the schedule again this week. But don’t think they aren’t bringing the drama. With several exciting premieres and finales, this week is sure to get you all hot and bothered. Here is TV This Week: Monday, August 9th – Sunday, August 15th, 2010.