Today’s an exciting day, people. No, the economic crisis isn’t over, and the new iPhone doesn’t even come out until next week. It’s exciting because Victoria’s Secret has a new model! Meet bangin’ brunette super-hottie Nicola Mar, originally from the Carribean island of St. Maarten. We don’t yet know a ton about lovely lady, but something tells us we will…

Nicola Mar is Today’s Daily Snapshot- Check out the gallery!

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Making an ass of yourself because you’re on a reality show is one thing. But passing out while reporting the news is something else entirely – which is exactly what this dude does while trying to explain this whole bailout mess on Fox News. Either the economy is so bad, this guy just couldn’t take it, or nobody told him not to lock his knees. Regardless, it’s F’ing hilarious.

Everybody knows the Barack and Michelle Obama are in a genuine relationship, with genuine love and affection for each other. But I bet you didn’t know THIS little tidbit. My question is, how does this woman know this?

Halle Berry Is The Sexiest Woman Alive…

I Think This Girl Is Hotter Than Halle Berry’

Kanye West Debuts New Video “Love Lockdown“

Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnant Again

Brett Favre Says F-U To PETA

Bad Girls <3 Obama

New Pics of Britney Spears Being Hot

Who Else Deserves A Punch In The Face?

Rating University Of Idaho’s New Cheerleader Uniform

U of Tenn Running Back Speaks Dino

Shannen Doherty Does Details Magazine

The Sarah Palin “Miss Alaska” Halloween Costume

Eyeball Game – Awesome Game For Smart People!

Size Doesn’t Matter, But Measure Anyway!

Man Shoots Prostitute For Getting Tired

280 Pound 14-Year-Old Sumo Girl

If you watched the VP debate last night you heard a lot about Sarah Palin’s BFF, Joe Six Pack. But who is he? What does he like? What does he do?We don’t know Joe Six Pack personally (though we have hooked up with his cousin, Mark Quarter Barrel…who could not keep it up), but we imagine he’d be something like this:

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I have watched this one 30 plus times and am still laughing my ass off. Instant classic.

Props to GorillaMask for uncovering this little gem.

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Sexy WAG Gemma Atkinson Hits The Beach

Riot Police Should Be Able To Shoot These People In The Knee Caps

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John Mayer’s Full Tattoo Sleeve On His Left Arm

Iowa Cubs Summer Baseball Game Gets Zero Paying Fans

What Will Be Manly In 10 Years?

Top 10 Drinking Achievements Before You Die

Tera Patrick

I Like Sex. Does That Make Me a Slut?

Keanu Reeves Girlfriend Is Topless [NSFW]

Fox News Show Apologizes To Holy Taco

Javon Walker Injured In Robbery

Is it just me or have we all entered some kind of Twilight Zone in which torture and terror are both permissible as long as the defenders of freedom and democracy are using them?

This past Saturday, March 9, President Bush exercised his veto on a piece of legislation that would have banned interrogation techniques used by the CIA, such as Waterboarding.

In his weekly radio address he stated:

“The bill Congress sent me would take away one of the most valuable tools in the war on terror […] so today I vetoed it.”

What is Waterboarding?

Waterboarding is an incredibly controversial interrogation technique – or form of torture, depending on who is talking – that originated in the 16th century during the Italian inquisition.

A bound and gagged prisoner is immobilized on his back, head tilted downward. Water is then poured over him, causing an immediate gag reflex and simulating drowning. Often, cellophane is also placed over the prisoner’s face—further preventing him from taking any air. (remember how your parents told you not to place saran wrap over your face when you were little….) (more…)

The latest scandal involving a talking head stepping over the line features Fox News host John Gibson, who mocked the recent death of Heath Ledger on his radio show.

Gibson, being the upstanding Christian he is, bashed Ledger early and often on his program, playing funeral music in the background while airing clips of the actor’s performance in Brokeback Mountain, poking fun at each one. For example, Ledger’s line in Brokeback Mountain (”I wish I could quit you”) was followed by Gibson’s snarky remark, “Well, he found out how to quit you.”

The talk show host even dealt low-blows towards Ledger’s death during unrelated news pieces, like when talking about the recent stock market drop and the Democratic debate in South Carolina.

Smooth moves, a**hole.

Hear the choice audio clips from the show here.