So, I’m chillin’ on the couch nursing the well deserved hangover I acquired getting over-served at our Trashy Spring Break party at Otto’s Shrunken Head last night. My roommate comes in and puts on FOX News to watch “The Five“. We both acknowledge how f*cking hot the women are on the network then we see Greg Gutfeld ask Kim if s… Click to read more

On February 2nd, CNN correspondent Anderson Cooper was assaulted by a mob supporting current president of Egypt Hosni Mubarak in Cairo. While we can all agree most reporters are fake and deserve a nice, solid punch in the face once in a while, they still have a job to do and judging by the beatdowns caught on video below, the majority of the time the attack isn’t warranted. If you see a reporter by your place tonight, give him or her a hug… or better yet, a bear hug.

Yes, this is true folks. Our once favorite drink that provided instant drunkness while being completely alert is now being converted into auto fuel. According to Fox News, large amounts of Four Loko and other alcohol-energy drinks are being recycled into ethanol and other products after federal authorities claimed that the beverages were dangerous and caused drinkers to be “wide-awake drunk”.

Today’s Humbug Day. It’s a day where everyone can vent their frustrations and grievances. As you get older, you start to hate Christmas more and more. All the cool stuff you remembered as a kid is long gone. We think the following things probably contributed to our hate, hate, hate.

We’re obsessed with the craziness that is Glenn Beck. He’s a barrel of laughs as he rambles and cries on his Fox News show. Sometimes, however, his deranged faces make it difficult to hear the words coming out of this loon’s mouth. Here are some absolute gems.

Ever since making the move from CNN Headline News to Fox News, Glenn Beck has been one of the most talked about media personality in the country. Despite the fact that he has quickly one-upped the crazy that is Bill O’Reilly and Sean Hannity, many people still do not know the truth about Beck. Here are some things we think we deserve to know about Beck:

Today’s an exciting day, people. No, the economic crisis isn’t over, and the new iPhone doesn’t even come out until next week. It’s exciting because Victoria’s Secret has a new model! Meet bangin’ brunette super-hottie Nicola Mar, originally from the Carribean island of St. Maarten. We don’t yet know a ton about lovely lady, but something tells us we will…

Making an ass of yourself because you’re on a reality show is one thing. But passing out while reporting the news is something else entirely – which is exactly what this dude does while trying to explain this whole bailout mess on Fox News. Either the economy is so bad, this guy just couldn’t take it, or nobody told him not to lock his knees. Regardless, it’s F’ing hilarious.

Everybody knows the Barack and Michelle Obama are in a genuine relationship, with genuine love and affection for each other. But I bet you didn’t know THIS little tidbit. My question is, how does this woman know this?

Halle Berry Is The Sexiest Woman Alive…
I Think This Girl Is Hotter Than Halle Berry’
Kanye West Debuts New Video “Love Lockdown“
Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnant Again
Brett Favre Says F-U To PETA
Bad Girls <3 Obama
New Pics of Britney Spears Being Hot
Who Else Deserves A Punch In The Face?
Rating University Of Idaho’s New Cheerleader … Click to read more

If you watched the VP debate last night you heard a lot about Sarah Palin’s BFF, Joe Six Pack. But who is he? What does he like? What does he do?We don’t know Joe Six Pack personally (though we have hooked up with his cousin, Mark Quarter Barrel…who could not keep it up), but we imagine he’d be something like this:
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5′11, brown hair, brown eyes, some sor… Click to read more

I have watched this one 30 plus times and am still laughing my ass off. Instant classic.
Props to GorillaMask for uncovering this little gem.… Click to read more

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What W… Click to read more

Is it just me or have we all entered some kind of Twilight Zone in which torture and terror are both permissible as long as the defenders of freedom and democracy are using them?
This past Saturday, March 9, President Bush exercised his veto on a piece of legislation that would have banned interrogation techniques used by the CIA, such as Waterboarding.
In his w… Click to read more