This is America: home of the brave, land of the free. This country needs no more motivation than we already have. In fact, we have so much f*cking swagger going on that we can afford to lose some. Don’t worry, we won’t though, because: (see the first three words). Osama, how do these 25 awesome demotivational posters look to you right now? They might be hard to see at the bottom of the ocean through your lifeless eyeballs. Happy 4th of July, everyone! God Bless America and our troops! Check out the patriotic posters after the jump.

You’re gonna stand there, ownin’ a fireworks stand, and tell me you don’t have no whistlin’ bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don’ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin’ kitty chaser? That scene from Joe Dirt is one kind of firework fail, but in this video compilation we’re talking about the extremely painful, arm-ripping, ass-blasting, face-melting variety. You won’t see a grander display of jackassery this Fourth of July, unless you’re hoping to make the list next year. Check out the vids after the jump.

Are you guys in-ground on above-ground folk? Me? I could go either way. I’ve had both and while in-ground is considered classier, you can get some serious bonage on above ground an no one’s the wiser. Anyway, to get you pumped for America cutting the umbilical cord, we’ve welcomed 76 sexy ladies into our in-ground pool party gallery. Check ‘em out after the cannonball!

F*ck the Netherlands, America is the country of cannabis. Our history is based on that sh*t, man. Presidents of the United States of America have been smoking ‘headie of state’ since the country was founded. Don’t even get me started on the Declaration of Independance, either. It was written on motherf*cking hemp paper. Boom. Game, set, match. So, in the spirit of Independence Day, COED has compiled a list of some of the commanders in cheef aka Presidents who puffed the green stuff. Check it out after the jump.

Holy crap – Fourth of July upon us. And that means it’s time to get out your flags, BBQ and fireworks and show your love for the great country that is the United States of America. Sure, times are tough these days, but that doesn’t mean you can’t celebrate! So to get you in the mood, here are a whole lotta super sexy ladies rockin’ the red, white and blue boobs.

Fireworks have to be the best part about the Fourth of July. There’s just something about loading up on M-80s and bottle rockets that makes you feel like a kid again. Unfortunately for these poor bastards, the whole explosives thing can go so incredibly wrong, it’ll make you think twice before launching that Roman candle out of your ass, this year.

Fireworks have to be the best part about the Fourth of July. There’s just something about loading up on M-80s and bottle rockets that makes you feel like a kid again. Unfortunately for these poor bastards, the whole explosives thing can go so incredibly wrong, it’ll make you think twice before launching that Roman candle out of your ass, this year.

Holy crap – Fourth of July weekend is already upon us. And that means it’s time to get out your flags, BBQ and fireworks and show your love for the great country that is the United States of America. Sure, times are tough these days, but that doesn’t mean you can’t celebrate! So to get you in the mood, here are a whole lotta super sexy ladies rockin’ the red, white and blue boobs.