The 95th Indianapolis 500 is scheduled to run on May 29, 2011 at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. This marks the 100th anniversary of the first Indianapolis 500. The race is being billed as “The Most Important Race in History”. What’s most important to us about this race? The pit babes, of course! These fine females bring beauty and grace to one of the dudeliest places on Earth, an oil-drenched grease monkey’s wet dream, where races are won and lost. Coverage begins at 11am ET on ABC with COED favorite Brent Musberger bringing you the action. In the meantime, we’ve got you covered with the hottest Grand Prix pole-sitters. Just remember to pace yourself or you’ll blow a rod. See the pics after the jump!

Kick the tires and light the fires, big daddy because it’s race time! This Sunday thousands will converge on Indianapolis for the 2010 Indy 500, and it’s sure to be a hell of a time. But one thing to look out for, besides the monster wrecks, is the grid girls. These lovely ladies do everything from holding umbrellas for the racers to just standing around looking sexy. And you know what? That’s perfectly OK with us!

Sure, Americans may dominate football, baseball, and basketball. But there are at least eight sports that Americans can hardly play at all…or to put it bluntly, they suck at playing. Take a look at the sports that most Americans will never be good enough to play professionally.

Kick the tires and light the fires, big daddy because it’s race time! This Sunday thousands will converge on Indianapolis for the 2009 Indy 500, and it’s sure to be a hell of a time. But one thing to look out for, besides the monster wrecks, is the grid girls. These lovely ladies do everything from holding umbrellas for the racers to just standing around looking sexy. And you know what? That’s perfectly OK with us!

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